Zombie Hand Earrings
When I look at these Zombie Hand Earrings, it makes me think of THING from The Addams Family! HA! Green and Gory Hands Chopped off and Dangling from Fish Hooks! How Cool! (This is where I’d slap in a Quote from Thing… But, Well, you Know…)
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They Came From Below Zombie Earrings
You have some Rotting Undead Flesh Crawling down your FACE... OMG, They're Zombie Hands!!! ...Or the Wicked Witch of the East in a Combine Accident... You Decide. They're made out of Plastic Charms and Hand Painted! Nothing but the Best for your Head! Slap a Pair of Hands on, and get the most God Awful Stares at Work! Fun Stuff eh?
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I Have To Poop Key Ring
Okay, this Key Chain Ring (which has a Loop so you can also wear it as a Pendant) made me laugh out loud. Too FUNNY! If this doesn’t sum up life, I don’t know what does. Cute Key Ring…
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Frankenstein Belly Ring
Frankenstein is a Novel Written by English Author Mary Shelley about the Eccentric Scientist Victor Frankenstein, who Creates a Grotesque Creature in an Unorthodox Scientific Experiment. Gothic, Dark, and Romantic, this GREEN MONSTER is looking to Poke a Hole…
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The Small Nub Pendant
Okay, this just makes me Laugh… Talk about a “Gag” Gift… NOT! It’s a Small Nub Pendant, that’s well, a Small Nub. Featuring Two Cherries and a Dingle Doo-Hoo, this Pendant is a HOOT! Tiny, Small, just 7/8” Long…
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Butt Nuggets Cufflinks
Plop Plop… It’s Nuggets, from your Butt. Butt Nuggets refer to Solid Waste Matter Passed out from the Body. Un-Wiped Pieces, Danglers. Excrement. Discharge from the Rectum. It’s also a Term of Dislike… “That Guy is such a Butt-Nugget!”…
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Balance Me Chakra Bracelet
Out of Alignment? Off Balance? Less Energetic? Well, with this .925 Silver Bracelet, you just may bring New-Found Empowerment to your Life! Chakras, like the 7 Gemstones (Red Coral, Carnelian, Tiger Eye, Aventurine, Turquoise, Lapis, Amethyst, and Fresh Water…
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Dorito Chip Ring
Doritos Tacos, Doritos Pizza Crust, and NOW DORITOS JEWELRY? You got it! This Crazy Designer made a Gold Plated Ring that looks just like a Doritos Chip! Wanna bite?
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