Fun Christmas Ornaments for your Beard
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Mona Lisa Zombie Necklace
Mona Lisa was Painted by Leonardo da Vinci. He’s been Dead since 1519… And so has Moan-A-Lisa! Just look at this Gothic Dire Pendant featuring Mona Zombie herself. Talk about AWESOME!
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Eyeball Jam Toast Ring
Green Eggs and Ham? No… Green Jam and Eyeballs! YUM! This Creepy Fun and Crazy Halloween Ring is EYE-POPPING GOOD! Featuring a Realistic Miniature Piece of Toast, Smothered in Green Jam, and Dabbed with Eyeballs… Makes you want to…
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Shark Tooth Ear Plugs
“That’s Sharky!” You know it’s Shark Week when Sharks are Everywhere! Including your EARS! For these very cool, and very awesome Ear Plugs are just what your Holes need… Shark Teeth! Real, Genuine Teeth (from the shores of Folly…
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Ghostbusters Brooch
“If there’s Somethin’ Strange in your Neighborhood, Who ya Gonna Call? Ghostbusters!!!” Everybody knows the Ghostbusters Theme Song, it’s been stuck in your head for 30 years! HA! And now, it can be Stuck on your Hat, Coat, Purse,…
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Pole Dancer Belly Ring
Pole Dancing is a Form of Performance Art, Historically Associated with Strip Clubs and Night Clubs, which Combines Dance and Acrobatics Centered on a Vertical Burlesque Pole! Not that anyone needs to tell you that, because this Pole Dancing…
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Handcuff Engagement Ring
Show your love that you want to handcuff your heart to her heart with this beautiful Sapphire Handcuff Engagement Ring!