Fun Christmas Ornaments for your Beard
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Alice in Wonderland Watch
“Yes, that’s it!” Said the Hatter with a sigh, “it’s always Tea Time!” Isn’t it? With this Cute Pendant Watch it Certainly is. Classic Rabbit Pocket Watch with a Tea Cup Charm… Adorable! You can’t get Muchier More Alice…
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Master Slave Bracelets
Well aren’t you the 50 Shades of Grey one? I can see it in your Dog Collar… and your Bracelet! HA! These Bracelets say a lot about YOU and your SLAVE! It’s the Master and Slave Bracelets that are…
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3 Carrot Ring
LOL PRANK PRANK PRANK. That’s one Prank Per Carat… Oops… “CARROT” It’s a Fake Engagement Ring containing 3 Whole “Carrots” that will Certainly turn her Face Orange! Carved Carrots, with Stems, Cast in Alloy, Rhodium Plated Silver Finish, making…
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Ogre Earrings
An Ogre is a Creature usually Depicted as a Large, Hideous, Manlike Monster that Eats Human Beings. Common in Mythology, Folklore, and Fiction, Ogres are most often Described in Fairy Tales. And these Earrings are no Fairy Tale, they…
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14K Gold Handcuffs Cufflinks
Feeling a little Harry Houdini? On the Police Force? Like the Kinky Stuff? Well, these are the Cufflinks for YOU! A Very Cool, Unique, and Entirely Different Set of Cuffs, Handmade out of Solid 14kt Gold, and Extremely Rare!…
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Creepy Baby Vampire Pendant
CRAP! This tyke is SCARYYYYY! It’s a Baby Vampire all wrapped up in a Cozy Black Blanket. Hell, throw it in the Trash, because this Blood Sucker is gonna grow up, and BITE your Neck! But first, this Clay…












