Lock Me Up Crystalline Handcuff Nipple Ring
This Nipple Ring has got me feeling like 50 Shades of Grey. Made of 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, with a Diameter Opening of 11MM, this Nipple Shield is ready for Pain. Show off your Wild Side and Throw away the Key, because these Handcuffs are HOT!
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Goldfish Ear Plugs
“Here Fishy, Fishy, Fishy!” That’s what people will do to your Ears when you wear these Very Cool, Tropical Ear Plugs. Made with Hard, Clear Acrylic, in assorted Gauge Sizes, these Fun Plugs look just like there’s a Goldfish…
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Sylvester Belly Button Ring
“Suffering Succotash! What’s wrong with all of ya? I say… we get a ladder!” Trying to reach that Tweety Bird? Never! Big Fan of the Famous Black and White Cat? Well, this Looney Toons Cat is Hanging on… To…
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Evil Eye Belly Button Ring
A Polish Immigrant had to take an Eye Exam for a Driver’s License. The Bottom Row of the Eye Chart read: C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the Optician…
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Conjoined Twins Resin Pendant
WOAH! Two Heads are Better than One… Talk about the Creepiest Pendant you’ll see around anyone’s neck. It’s Twins. Conjoined Twins. Like something straight out of Ripley’s Believe it or Not. A Totally Awesome Handmade Pendant, Featuring Conjoined Twin…
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Eyeball Cufflinks
A Man went to an Eye Specialist to get his Eyes Tested and asked the Doctor, “Will I be able to Read after Wearing Glasses?” “Yes, of Course,” said the Doctor, “No Problems at all!” “Oh! How Nice,” Replied…
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Lava Style Digital Watch
These Watches are just Cool, Trendy and Stylish. You can Choose between a Black Watch with Blue or Red LED Lights, or a Silver Plated Watch with Blue or Red as well. Sleek, Smooth Watches that everyone will just…