Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace
You know that Ugly Christmas Sweater you wear every Christmas? Well, throw on those Ugly Christmas Sweater Earrings, and grab this Flashing Christmas Lights Necklace and you'll be ready for the Season! You may make Santa Scream, or the Elves Run away, but hey, it's Christmas, who gives a Flying Crap... Other than the Reindeer! "HO HO HO!"
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Two Finger Pinch Nipple Ring
PINCH PINCH That’s what People like to do with Nipples, Cheeks, Heads and Buttocks! PINCH! You can’t Help it! And with this Nipple Bar Ring, you’ll get Pinched for SURE! It’s a Barbell Nipple Ring that looks just like…
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Left Shark Pendant Necklace
The Super Bowl Half Time Show will never be the same… That is, without Katy Perry’s Dancing Sharks… Especially the LEFT Shark! That Shark had NO Idea what Dance it was doing, and it sent the Internet VIRAL! Now,…
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Appendix Necklace
The Appendix, a Blind-Ended Tube Connected to the Cecum, Developed in the Embryo. A Pouch-like Structure of the Colon, located at the Junction of the Intestines… Worm-Shaped, with no Apparent Function. Don’t need it? Remove it… before it Explodes!…
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Firefighter Watch
The Design of this Watch and what it stands for it Incredible! “Duty & Courage” is Engraved on the Side, and it couldn’t be more fitting. Sharp Colors, Well Crafted, Beautiful in every way.
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Eat Your Heart Out Necklace
THUMP THUMP! That’s the Sound your Heart makes in my GUT! Muah ha ha ha ha ha! For it’s a Crazy Creepy Red Heart, Anatomical, with a Big BITE taken out of the side… Must be from that Zombie…












