Closer I Farted Pendant
LMAO! Oh man, this is Evil… But Funny as Hell. For everyone will want to read your Pendant (it’s Human Nature). And they’ll lean in, start to read, get closer because the font gets smaller and smaller… and WHAM! It hits them in the Face. What Hilarity. Such Amusement to Brighten your Day. Hand Stamped out of 1″ Anti-Tarnish Aluminum, this Circle Pendant Dangles from a 24″ Aluminum Chain. So Fun… Take a Whiff! Grab a Fart TODAY!
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Funny Closer Closer Closer I Farted Gag Pendant Necklace
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Real Tarantula Leg Pendant
“Oh F No!” Burns Monitor, Burns House, Sets World On Fire! Why Would Anyone Want to Wear a Real Tarantula Leg around their Neck? I say “WHY NOT?” HA! Because it’s Creepy, Scary, Hairy and REAL! A Genuine Tarantula…
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Tribal Owl Necklace
Whooooo Made this? An Etsy Artist of course! This Cute, Fun, and Colorful Owl Pendant just makes me Smile. You can’t NOT Laugh when you look at those Adorable Big Eyes and that Pointy Beak. HA! Ready to Brighten…
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Pink Skull Chain Nipple Ring
What a Great Nipple Ring! It’s for the Goth Girl who doesn’t mind being Cute and Feminine as well. It’s a Dangly Pink Skull with a Red Bow that is Dripping with Chains from a Nipple Barbell Ring! See,…
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Mr. Bacon Bracelet
“Whats Green and Smells like Bacon?” “Kermit the Frog’s Finger!” Oh that was really BAD! But Bacon is GOOD! And this Bracelet is a HOOT! It’s a Mr. Bacon Bracelet with a Mustache and Googly Eyes. Talk about Funny!…
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Alphabet Shift Secret Decoder Ring
What a very cool and simple secret decoder ring… The Alphabet shift. Unlike many decoder rings, where they transform letters into numbers, this one is more tricky, because it’s transforming letters into letters. It’s shifting the alphabet so noting…
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Beer Pong Ear Plugs
Beer Pong is a Drinking Game which Players throw a Ping Pong Ball across a Table with the intent of Landing the Ball in a Cup of Beer on the other End. If a Ball Lands in a Cup…
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