Closer I Farted Pendant
LMAO! Oh man, this is Evil… But Funny as Hell. For everyone will want to read your Pendant (it’s Human Nature). And they’ll lean in, start to read, get closer because the font gets smaller and smaller… and WHAM! It hits them in the Face. What Hilarity. Such Amusement to Brighten your Day. Hand Stamped out of 1″ Anti-Tarnish Aluminum, this Circle Pendant Dangles from a 24″ Aluminum Chain. So Fun… Take a Whiff! Grab a Fart TODAY!
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Funny Closer Closer Closer I Farted Gag Pendant Necklace
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Light Up Belly Button Ring
Made from 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, this Belly Button Ring is Wayyyy COOL! Featuring LED Lights that Auto Rotates Colors, like Red, Green, Blue, Purple, Pink, and Azure. Looks GREAT on the Dance Floor and in your Belly!…
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Tarot Cards Charm Bracelet
Vintage Looking Tarot Deck Cards Bracelet that is almost TOO COOL to wear! Featuring Images from a Tarot Deck, this Bracelet will add some Charm and Intrigue to your Day.
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Dog Poop Bag Cufflinks
HA! Doggie-See, Doggie-Do-Do! It’s some Hilarious Wooden Cufflinks that will make everyone Smile. Featuring Wood Discs, 14mm x 14mm. 3mm Thickness, made of Cherry Wood, Engraved with a Lovely Image of a Dog Squatting to Poo… But of course,…
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Zombie Black Hands Fog Ring
INCREDIBLE! WOW! This Ring just BLOWS me away… It’s probably the Coolest, Creepiest Ring I’ve ever seen. It’s a Resin Ring, with Black Zombie Hands Rising up outta the FOG! INSANE! Beautifully Made, Full of Dead Fingers and Rotting…
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Aromatherapy Ghost Bracelet
BOO! It’s Scary Good when it comes to this Odor… For it’s Aromatherapy like you’ve never seen (or not seen) before. A GHOST Bracelet, Cast in Stainless Steel, that makes the Ideal Bracelet for your Essential Oils. A Diffuser…
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Elfie Necklace
HA HA HA! Now this is Bringing Santa into the Modern World. It’s a Santa Selfie, er, I mean ELFIE, that’s Hilarious, Colorful and FUN! Santa with Big Eyes, a Mistletoe, and taking a Pic of his BUM, PRICELESS!…
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