Closer I Farted Pendant
LMAO! Oh man, this is Evil… But Funny as Hell. For everyone will want to read your Pendant (it’s Human Nature). And they’ll lean in, start to read, get closer because the font gets smaller and smaller… and WHAM! It hits them in the Face. What Hilarity. Such Amusement to Brighten your Day. Hand Stamped out of 1″ Anti-Tarnish Aluminum, this Circle Pendant Dangles from a 24″ Aluminum Chain. So Fun… Take a Whiff! Grab a Fart TODAY!
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Funny Closer Closer Closer I Farted Gag Pendant Necklace
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Buttcheeks in a Jar Brooch
LMAO! Your Buttcheeks look so GOOD, I want to take them Everywhere I go! HA! This is probably one of the most Interesting and Craziest Brooch Pins I’ve ever seen… Butt Cheeks Bottled up in a Jar! Now that’s…
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Gold Millennium Falcon CZ Pendant
Beautiful. Blinging. I’ve seen a lot of Star Wars Jewelry before, and great replicas of the Millennium Falcon, but I’ve never seen one like this. A Gold Tone Millennium Falcon that’s Smooth, Elegant, and filled with Bright, White CZ’s…
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Crop Circle Contact Pendant
Channel your Inner Alien with this Cool Crop Circle Pendant. Personal Encounters and Contact with ET is possible when you’re Wearing Pewter. Sky Brothers, UFO Disclosure… This Pendant Dog Tag is Based on a Crop Circle Design that’s out…
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Wonder Loom Bracelet Making Kit
The Ultimate Loom Kit for making Rubber Band Bracelets! It’s Fun, Cool, and a SNAP to use! You’ll make hundreds of them… after the Rubber Band fight!
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Guitar Pick Holder Wristband
“Cum on feel the Noize. Girls rock your Boys. We get Wild, Wild, Wild. Wild, Wild, Wild…” Oh Damn, the Pick Broke… Gotta Hate that! Well, not anymore, because this Nifty Bracelet Wristband is a Noize Saver… For it’s…
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Legba Voodoo Ring
Legba is the Gatekeeper to the Spirit World, known as Vilokan. The Rituals begin with a Prayer to Legba to open those Gates so that Participants can gain access to the other lwas. Talk about CREEPY! And hey, it…
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