Combover Smoking Man Pendant
A Comb Over or Combover is a Hairstyle worn by Balding Men in which the Hair is Grown Long and Combed over the Bald area to minimize the Evidence of Baldness. It doesn’t work and it looks SILLY. Famous Men who had Combovers: Don Rickles, Donald Trump, Prince Charles, Heywood Banks, The Emperor Constantine, and my Step-Dad who has the WORST Combover. Egads! Just like this Pendant…
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Funny Gag Gift Smoking Man with Combover Pendant
Talk about a GEM... This Lovely Little 24 inch Pendant is certainly going to make people LAUGH and HOOT! How can you not? It's a Print of a Painting (called "Blind Date: Earl Jr" - or as someone said 'Ugly Rob Lowe" HA!) that depicts a Horrible Combover, Goatee, Beady Eyes, and Smoking a Cigarette all at the same time. It's Wrong in every way... And that's why you NEED it! Made with a Fine Art Print, a Round Metal Bezel and Glass, this Crazy Dude will make your Eyes Water. It's just too Funny! Buy Baldy TODAY! Even if it's a Gag Gift, it's Worth the Couple Bucks!
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Jack-Ass Cufflinks
We all know that one person who’s a Real Jack Ass! Whether it be in your Family or a Friend, they’re a total Douche Bag. So how about Buying them an Appropriate Gift? A Pair of Cufflinks! Something Cute…
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Butt Nuggets Cufflinks
Plop Plop… It’s Nuggets, from your Butt. Butt Nuggets refer to Solid Waste Matter Passed out from the Body. Un-Wiped Pieces, Danglers. Excrement. Discharge from the Rectum. It’s also a Term of Dislike… “That Guy is such a Butt-Nugget!”…
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Frankenstein Collar
WOW! How Cool. Frankenstein’s Collar. Okay, actually Frankenstein’s MONSTER’s Collar, but you get it. And if you haven’t seen the remake of the latest Victor Frankenstein Movie, you should, it’s Good. Plus it has James McAvoy and Daniel Radcliffe,…
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King Kong Earrings
These Handmade Earrings of King Kong are Hilarious! King Kong is windsurfing on a Curtiss Helldiver Biplane (he can’t read those: NOT A STEP warnings!) Cute Earrings, sure to make you ROAR!
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Star Trek Touch LED Watch
ENGAGE!!!! It’s a Star Trek Collector’s Edition LED Wrist Watch that will leave you in Command of the Universe. Just Touch the Screen to Display the Time on Demand. 3ATM Water Resistant (Will easily withstand Splashes or Brief Immersion…
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Gold Christmas Bow Earrings
Beautiful. Just what I always wanted to Wrap up… Your Ears! And now, with these Mini Gold Bow Earrings, you can do just that. Gold Bows, just like the Gift Wrap kind, Featured on Post Earrings that will look…
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