Combover Smoking Man Pendant
A Comb Over or Combover is a Hairstyle worn by Balding Men in which the Hair is Grown Long and Combed over the Bald area to minimize the Evidence of Baldness. It doesn’t work and it looks SILLY. Famous Men who had Combovers: Don Rickles, Donald Trump, Prince Charles, Heywood Banks, The Emperor Constantine, and my Step-Dad who has the WORST Combover. Egads! Just like this Pendant…
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Funny Gag Gift Smoking Man with Combover Pendant
Talk about a GEM... This Lovely Little 24 inch Pendant is certainly going to make people LAUGH and HOOT! How can you not? It's a Print of a Painting (called "Blind Date: Earl Jr" - or as someone said 'Ugly Rob Lowe" HA!) that depicts a Horrible Combover, Goatee, Beady Eyes, and Smoking a Cigarette all at the same time. It's Wrong in every way... And that's why you NEED it! Made with a Fine Art Print, a Round Metal Bezel and Glass, this Crazy Dude will make your Eyes Water. It's just too Funny! Buy Baldy TODAY! Even if it's a Gag Gift, it's Worth the Couple Bucks!
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Camo Outdoor Carabiner Watch
I LOVE Watches like this. I own many. And this particular one, is Kick Ass Cool! It’s an Outdoor Watch that’s Perfect for Hiking and Camping. It not only Features a really Beautiful Camouflage Dial, but it has the…
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Mini Bones Stud Earrings
Nothing Beats Tearing the Meat off Bones and Chowing Down! Especially with a little BBQ Sauce! Right? And these Lovely Little Bones have been Cleaned, well, to the Bone! Looking like Real Bones, these Cute but Gory Earrings are…
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Coupon Queen Bracelet
I’m sure we all know one of these… The Coupon Queen! She’s the Person in the Checkout Line with 85 Coupons and ends up Paying $1.29 for $150 Worth of Groceries… Yeah HER! Well… This Bracelet is just for…
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Scorpion Two Finger Ring
STING! This Ring, er, RINGS, are Kick-Ass-Bad-Ass-COOL! It’s a Huge Scorpion Ring that’s so Massive, you’ll Need 2 Fingers to Tame it. Beautiful Gold Tone Plated, with Elastic Bands (So they’ll Easily Fit any 2 Fingers), set with Glistening…
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Zombie Cat Belly Ring
“My Cat was having trouble Watching the Movie “Milo and Otis”… Turns out she just had the Blu-Ray on Paws!” “Did you Hear about the Cat who Swallowed a Ball of Wool? She had Mittens!” “What did the Mouse…
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