Human Heart Cufflinks
A Man needs a Heart Transplant but the only Heart available is that of a Sheep. He agrees and the Doctor does the Transplant. Days later the man comes in for a Checkup. The Doc asks “How are you feeling?” The man replies “Not BAAAAD!” Oh that was Bad, but these Cufflinks are GOOD! Anatomically Correct, Red Hearts that will look SWELL on your Arms… You know, you wear your Heart on your Sleeve! Egads! Buy this Cufflinks TODAY!
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Anatomically Correct Red Human Heart Cufflinks
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Goopy Eyeball Earrings
I would Scream if I could see… For it’s the Grossest Earrings on Earth. Goopy Eyeball Earrings that look like they’ve been Torn from a Zombie’s Head. Lovely! Bloody, Gooey, Drippy, Wet… Makes you Hungry, doesn’t it? Fun Earrings,…
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Huge Skeleton Hand Earrings
Totally Awesome! You know what I LOVE about these Earrings? Everything! The SIZE is Insane… Just look at how big they are on the Ears… Scary Crap! Huge Skeleton Hands, Dangling down from your Earlobes… it doesn’t get any…
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Zombie Apocalypse Bracelet
Get yer Guns ready, it’s Hunting Time! But make sure you Slap this Bracelet on first, for it’s a Survival Bracelet, you just might need. Featuring Cool Walking Dead Charms like: Zombie, Gas Mask, Grenade, Gun, Bullet, Rick’s Hat,…
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Death Watch
This Watch is quite simple, it Counts Down the End of your Life! Your Impending Doom is coming… Are you ready? Cherish the Time you have NOW, and make every Second Count!
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Bone Fish Bracelet
This is a Great Gift for the Fisherman in your Family. It’s a 7.25″ Black Cord Bracelet featuring a Segmented Fish… Very Cool, Very Different. It’s a Bone Fish like you’ve never seen one before. Made out of a…
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Parental Advisory Cufflinks
Parental Advisory is a Warning Label first introduced by the Recording Industry Association of America in 1985. It is Placed on Items in Recognition of Excessive Profanities or Inappropriate References. HA! Many Adults need this Label… Along with these…
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