Human Heart Cufflinks
A Man needs a Heart Transplant but the only Heart available is that of a Sheep. He agrees and the Doctor does the Transplant. Days later the man comes in for a Checkup. The Doc asks “How are you feeling?” The man replies “Not BAAAAD!” Oh that was Bad, but these Cufflinks are GOOD! Anatomically Correct, Red Hearts that will look SWELL on your Arms… You know, you wear your Heart on your Sleeve! Egads! Buy this Cufflinks TODAY!
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Anatomically Correct Red Human Heart Cufflinks
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Ouija Planchette Earrings
Wearing these Planchette (French for “Little Plank”) Earrings will produce Mysterious Messages and Great Communication with the Spirits… Meaning that Bottle of Vodka… If you know what I mean!
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Colorful Bamboo Watch
If you’ve never owned a Wood Watch, you should, they’re Very Very Cool. And Lightweight, it feels like you’re not even wearing a Watch. And this particular Watch is Awesome. It’s a Rainbow Colored Wood Watch, that’s made out…
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Baseball Jersey Number Pendants
It’s Pendants that are Perfect for the Baseball Fan, Fanatic, Player, Coach, Parent… Fun Jersey Number Pendants that come in 3 Distinct Metal Colors: Silver, Gold, Black Steel, Patterned with Iconic Red Baseball Stitching. So Cool! With most coming…
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Cat Band Ring
If you LOVE Cats, you better put a Ring on it! :) Because this Cat Band Ring is Adorable, Whimsical, and Puuurrr-fect for the Crazy Cat Lady. Featuring 8 Cats in a Row, Cut out from Brass and then…
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Snowflake CZ Engagement Ring
Awwwww, what an Adorable Ring! It’s a Snowflake Ring, with Beautiful Blinging CZ’s (Cubic Zirconias) and it’s Twinkling just like the Snow. Glistening, Glimmering, Sparkling… It really is a Beaut. Set in Solid 925 Sterling Silver, this Ring is…
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The Explanation Ear Plugs
LMAO! This Pair of Plugs is TOO FUNNY! It’s for all those People that get ALL THOSE ANNOYING QUESTIONS about their Ears. “Did it Hurt?” “Do you Regret it?” “Will your Ear Lobes Shrink Back Down Once you Remove…
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