Human Heart Cufflinks
A Man needs a Heart Transplant but the only Heart available is that of a Sheep. He agrees and the Doctor does the Transplant. Days later the man comes in for a Checkup. The Doc asks “How are you feeling?” The man replies “Not BAAAAD!” Oh that was Bad, but these Cufflinks are GOOD! Anatomically Correct, Red Hearts that will look SWELL on your Arms… You know, you wear your Heart on your Sleeve! Egads! Buy this Cufflinks TODAY!
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Anatomically Correct Red Human Heart Cufflinks
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Glow-In-The-Dark BAM Plugs
I LOVE these Ear Stretching Plugs… They have a Comic Book BAM written on the face, and what’s so COOOOOOL about these is the fact that they Glow-In-The-Dark! KICK BUTT!
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Pron Star Belly Button Ring
Oh I always wanted to get into the Pron Business… Have my name in lights… (Like the VCR Flashing 12:00 12:00 12:00), and now, a little piece of me can, for it’s a P R O N Star Belly…
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Colorful Leather Bracelet
What a COOL and COLORFUL Bracelet! This Men’s Braided Leather Bracelet has Ropes of Different Color Braided around the Strap. Awesome Look, Trendy and Alternative! This is one Bracelet you’ll take Pride in! :)
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Pirates of the Caribbean Plugs
What a Hearty Pair of Plugs Matey. Those Shiny Pieces O’ Eight would look Mighty Fine in my Jolly Roger! So one more Scurvy Dog from you, and you’ll be Walking the Plank to Davy Jones’ Locker! Better get…
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Green Lucite Beetle Bracelet
Gorgeous! If you like bugs. And who doesn’t? It’s the most beautiful beetle bug bracelet you could wrap your wrist around. Handmade out of salad green Lucite, it’s a lovely bracelet with two real exotic blue beetles. These genuine…
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Sweet Cherries Nipple Rings
Things you can make with Cherries: Sweet and Tart Cherry Pie, Cherry Snowball Cookies, Cherry Crunch, Cherry Bread, Chocolate Cherry Bars, Cherry Cobbler, and NOW… Cherry Nipples! What else? Fun and Sexy Nipple Rings made out of 14 Gauge,…
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