ASTRO II Constellation Watch
Who doesn't like going Outside, laying down in the Cool Grass, and Staring up at the Night Sky? Just seeing all the Billions and Billions of Stars is Sheer Beauty. It's Soothing, Calming, and Nerdy Fun! This Quartz Analog Watch Displays a Wealth of Data, like the Current Positions of the Constellations... And once the Disc is Correctly Set you can Read Azimuth and Altitude of the Major Fixed Stars, Nebulae and Star Clusters, Local Sidereal Time, Stellar Spectral Type, Pole Star Hour Angle, Hours for Astronomical Twilight and other Functions for Astronomical Observing... And Oh Yeah, the Current TIME! :) Cool Watch, Cooler to Talk about! :)
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Buttcheeks in a Jar Brooch
LMAO! Your Buttcheeks look so GOOD, I want to take them Everywhere I go! HA! This is probably one of the most Interesting and Craziest Brooch Pins I’ve ever seen… Butt Cheeks Bottled up in a Jar! Now that’s…
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Heart Spider Ear Plugs
Ah Valentine’s Day… Coming Soon. And nothing says “I LOVE YOU” better than a Face full of Spiders. Right? And with these Lovely Heart Shaped Ear Plugs, you can do just that, with 16 Legs, a Fat Bloated Body…
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Kraken Wood Ear Plug
Oh I Freaking Love it! Kraken Ear Plugs! SWEET! The Kraken is a Legendary Sea Monster of Large Proportions Wildly Popular from the Movie Clash of the Titans. The Kraken is the Pet of Poseidon, and Zeus orders it…
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Hen Pecked Cufflinks
LOL… Got a Buddy who’s Hen Pecked? Well… These Crazy Cufflinks will hit the spot… Hen Pecked is when a Woman constantly Criticizes and gives orders to her Man… “Do this, Do that, Go Here, Why’d ya Do that?”…
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Bloody Ear Earrings
“These Earrings are Great for Halloween!” “WHAT?” “I said…” Oh never mind. But it’s true. These Fun, Creepy Dangle Ears are Ideal for the Spookiest Time of the Year. They’re Ears. Bloody Ears. Severed from Rubber and Painted all…
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Vampire Fangs Fake Belly Ring
I VANT TO BITE YOUR Belly? Oh… It’s a Belly Ring that’s Bloody GOOD Bling! A Red Lipped Vampire Mouth, with Gleaming White Teeth… Just Lovely! All Dangling from a FAKE Piercing that you can clip on your Belly,…












