Bologna Earrings
My Bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R… Your Ears are making me Hungry! “Oh Bologna!” Cute Dangles look just like the real thing. Grab the Mayo, I’m making a Sandwich!
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Oscar Mayer Bologna Earrings
Handmade using Polymer Clay, these Bologna Earrings are just what your Ears need... Round Meat that doesn't Stink! HA! I would bet that you can't wear these in public without getting noticed. Wanna try? These make Great Gifts for Friends, Co-Workers, Family, and of course your Meat-Head BOSS! ;)
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Knuckle Duster Face Ring
A Knuckle Duster? Talk about leaving a Statement alright… This Huge Knuckle Ring is Handmade out of .925 Sterling Silver and features a Face only Mother would Love… A Crazy Face with Beady Eyes, a Long Nose and Lips……
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Shield Bug Bracelets
Shield Bugs have Glands in their Thorax between the First and Second Pair of Legs which Produce a Foul Smelling Liquid. This Liquid is used Defensively to Deter Potential Predators and is Sometimes Released when the Bugs are Handled…
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Michael Myers Cufflinks
Michael Myers is a Fictional Character from the Halloween Series of Slasher Movies. He First Appears in John Carpenter’s Halloween (1978) as a Young Boy who Murders his Older Sister, then Fifteen Years Later Returns Home to Murder more…
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Pirate Skull Ring
“Prepare to be Boarded Matey, and hand over your Treasure! That’s a Proud Ring of Silver you Possess, now I know why my Roger is so Jolly! Arrrrrr!” HA! Is it Talk Like a Pirate Day yet? With this…
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Magnifying Glass Pendant
This Vintage Style Magnifier hides as an Elegant Pendant when not in use. The lid flips back when you need that extra Magnification. Great Necklace that’s always there when you need it!
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Beer Lover’s Froth Watch
“You know what’s Fun about being Sober?” “Nothing!” “What’s a Man’s Idea of a Balanced Diet?” “A Beer in each Hand!” HA! More? Okay… “What is a Rednecks Last Words?” “HERE, HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!” Bah ha…
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