Bologna Earrings
My Bologna has a first name, it’s O-S-C-A-R… Your Ears are making me Hungry! “Oh Bologna!” Cute Dangles look just like the real thing. Grab the Mayo, I’m making a Sandwich!
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Oscar Mayer Bologna Earrings
Handmade using Polymer Clay, these Bologna Earrings are just what your Ears need... Round Meat that doesn't Stink! HA! I would bet that you can't wear these in public without getting noticed. Wanna try? These make Great Gifts for Friends, Co-Workers, Family, and of course your Meat-Head BOSS! ;)
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LOL Necklace
“What did the Leper say to the Prostitute?” “Keep the Tip!”, “Do you know how to Fry Toilet Paper?” “I Don’t Either, but I can Brown it on one Side!”, “What do you Call an Asian Woman with one…
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Knuckle Duster Dangle Earrings
Knuckle Dusters, a.k.a. Brass Knuckles, are weapons used in Hand-to-Hand Combat. Brass Knuckles are Designed to Preserve and Concentrate a Punch’s Force by Directing it toward a Harder and Smaller Contact Area… It results in Increased Tissue Disruption and…
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Kayak Paddle Oar Ring
What a Beautiful and Cool New Ring… It’s Paddle Oars from a Kayak, that Bend around your Finger. They make the Perfect Sporty Ring for any Kayak Fanatic. Handmade and Created out of 925 Sterling Silver, these Paddles have…
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Snake Head Necklace
“Cut the Head off the Snake that Bites you…” Did you know that even though you Cut the Head off a Snake, it can still use it’s Powerful Jaws to Bite you? Scary! But still Cool… Just like this…
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Radioactive LED Watch
This Ultra Cool Kisai Radioactive Watch flashes from beneath a vibrant display panel that indicates the time! How awesome!
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I Love Sloths Bead
HA HA! “My Missus said I was like an Animal in Bed last night…….. What’s a Sloth?” “Someone hired a Sloth with a Knife to Murder me…. He’s in my Driveway…… I have 6-8 Months to Live!” “Seriously… What…
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