ASTRO II Constellation Watch
Who doesn't like going Outside, laying down in the Cool Grass, and Staring up at the Night Sky? Just seeing all the Billions and Billions of Stars is Sheer Beauty. It's Soothing, Calming, and Nerdy Fun! This Quartz Analog Watch Displays a Wealth of Data, like the Current Positions of the Constellations... And once the Disc is Correctly Set you can Read Azimuth and Altitude of the Major Fixed Stars, Nebulae and Star Clusters, Local Sidereal Time, Stellar Spectral Type, Pole Star Hour Angle, Hours for Astronomical Twilight and other Functions for Astronomical Observing... And Oh Yeah, the Current TIME! :) Cool Watch, Cooler to Talk about! :)
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Roaring Tiger Bangle Bracelet
Coooooool! Look at this Tiger Bracelet that’s BAD ASS! The Detail and Engravings are Wonderful! It’s a Roaring Full-Bodied Tiger that wraps around your Wrist and Clamps it’s Tail in it’s Mouth. It’s just AWESOME! Plus… It’s made of…
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Diamond Topaz R2D2 Necklace
Girl Geeks, get ready… Because this is one of the Cutest R2D2 Necklaces you’ll ever see! Kay Jewelers did a great job with this Pendant… It’s R2D2 looking like you’ve never seen him before, with Dazzling Diamonds and a…
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Butt Nuggets Cufflinks
Plop Plop… It’s Nuggets, from your Butt. Butt Nuggets refer to Solid Waste Matter Passed out from the Body. Un-Wiped Pieces, Danglers. Excrement. Discharge from the Rectum. It’s also a Term of Dislike… “That Guy is such a Butt-Nugget!”…
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Dragon Nipple Ring
Nothing says AWESOME more than a pair of Dragon Nipple Rings! Except for Dragon Nipple Rings that look like Door Knockers! HA! Will people reach out and Rap these Bad Boys? Only time will tell…
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Sensitive Thug Necklace
What a Great Combo of Charms you get… For the Sensitive THUG! HA! A pair of Brass Knuckles next to a Cute little Bunny Rabbit. Awwww! This says it all: Thugs Need Hugs Too! :)
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Makin Bacon Wrist Watch
“What happened when the Pig Pen Broke?” “He had to use a Pencil!” :) “What do you get when you Play Tug-of-War with a Pig?” “Pulled-Pork!” “Where do Pigs get together?” “The Meet Market!” Okay, Okay, enough Pig Jokes……












