Corny Earrings
Resin simulation food earrings that look like corn on the cob. Yellow, buttery, cut in sections, It even has a stalk… How quaint. Buy some ears today! So then, why were the corn stalks afraid of Jimmy? Because Jimmy cracks corn and he don’t care. HA! What did the corn say when he received a compliment? Aw, shucks! What did baby corn say to mom corn Where’s pop corn? Why was the kernel comedian booed off the stage? All of his jokes were corny. Groan!
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Corn on the Cob Dangle Earrings
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Working Piston Ring
What a BEAUTIFUL Ring! Designed for Gear Heads who love Horsepower! It’s so COOL! It’s a Ring with a Piston on top, that actually WORKS! The Piston moves back and forth with a Flick of your Thumb! Kick Ass!
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Socket Wrench Bracelet
LOL I like the Idea of having a Wrench as a Bracelet, I mean, it is Rugged, Masculine and is a Great Gift for any Man… BUT… This Socket Wrench Bracelet is Quite Interesting indeed… Hence the Laughing… :)
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Baphomet Skull Plugs
Baphomet is a Deity that the Knights Templar were Accused of Worshiping. They were Incorporated into Disparate Occult and Mystical Traditions… And these Ear Gauge Plugs, brings the Creep Factor home… Scary Ass Ear Plugs that will look Rad…
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Clear Cremation Urn Pendant
What can you do with Granny’s Ashes? Lots of things: Scatter Her, Bury Her, Drop Her from a Plane, Plant Her with a Tree, Put Her in a Helium Balloon, Stuff Her in a Teddy Bear, Dump Her in…
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Sugar Skull Navel Ring
Cinco de Mayo is coming soon… Better get your Tacos, Sombreros, and Sugar Skulls ready, for it’s going to be Festive. A Celebration of the Dead, with a Lovely Colorful Head. A Skull, Painted with Haunting Red Eyes… Dangling…
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Razor Blade Bracelet
SICK!!! A Bracelet that’s a Slice above the others… A Creepy Goth Bracelet Featuring Razor Blade Links. WOW! Looking like Real Razors (but aren’t), these Blades are Joined together for all of Eternity. Til Death Do We Part… Handmade,…
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