Cosmic Cat Ear Plug
This is one Crazy Cosmic Cat, with Laser Eyes, in a Galaxy Screw Fit Ear Plug! HA! Wear this Plug in your Ear and you’ll be the Ear that gets Noticed! Cosmic Cat will ZAP the Universe with his Laser Beam Eyes! Pew-Pew!
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The Cat that Broke the Internet!
I LOVE Insane Jewelry, and this Ear Plug (Sold Individually) certainly fits the Ear Hole! This is the Entire Internet summed up into one Plug. Cosmic Cat with Laser EYES! Sweet! Made out of 16mm, Anodized Titanium, with a Stainless Steel Screw Fit Plug, this Plug ROCKS! Buy Two so you can have Double-Mint Cats! MEOW!
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Vampire Teeth Love Nipple Rings
Crunch, Munch! What a place to be Bitten… The Nipples! Ouch! But that’s exactly what it will look like when you slide these Stainless Steel Vampire Fangs around your Pointed Piercings… Made out of Surgical Steel, these Barbells come…
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Possessed Girl Pendant
I tell my Niece everyday, “GET OFF THE CEILING!”, but does she listen? NOOOOO! In fact, she just Spits at me, Rants in Latin and Knocks over Book Cases… SHEESH! If she Keeps that up, I’m going to Quit…
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Alien Head Ring
I LOVE the Alien movies… well, most of them. And anything Alien is right up my alley… Like this AWESOME Alien Head Ring that’s perfect for the facehugger in your life.
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The Exorcist Necklace
The Exorcist (Based loosely on Actual Events) was created in 1978, and quickly became one of the Most Profitable Horror Movies ever made. When Young Regan (Linda Blair) starts acting Odd; Levitating, Speaking in Tongues; her Worried family Requests…
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Creature Black Lagoon Studs
Oh No, It’s the Creature From the Black Lagoon… RUNNNNNN! …Although, You Don’t Have to Run Fast, because these Creatures are NOT Strange Prehistoric Beasts Lurking in the Depths of the Amazonian Jungle. They are Jolly Green Swamp Beasts…
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Diamond Uzi Ring
This Jason of Beverly Hills Custom Uzi Ring is made with 5.26 Carats of Black Diamonds set into a Black Gold Mounting, shaped just like an UZI. It’s a Great Look for Guys, and the Ladies shouldn’t be Intimidated…
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