“Pew Pew Pew!!!” That’s me playing Space Invaders (and Dying Horribly). Space Invaders is an Arcade Video Game created by Tomohiro Nishikado and Released in 1978, and it’s still one of the Best Games ever Created. So Honor that…

“Why did the Tomato turn Red?” “It saw the Salad Dressing!” “What do you call a Vegetarian with Diarrhea?” “A Salad Shooter!” Okay, that’s Gross, but still Funny… Like this Adorable Salad Bowl Ring. Crisp Lettuce, Sliced Tomatoes, Radish,…

LMAO! HA HA HA! I Can’t Stop Laughing at these, they’re so Funny and Cute at the Same Time! HA! It’s the Head of Princess Leia (or more Correctly: Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan, later Leia Organa Solo) Dangling…

You know, if you have a Zip Tie in your Hands, you’ll probably Play with it. You’ll make a Ring. It’s inevitable! Plastic Cable Ties work on Everything… Even your Finger! And this Interesting Zip Tie Ring has been…

Crazy Cool Necklace for the Fortune Teller or the Person that Knows ALL! Featuring Divination Charms like Scrying, Cartomancy, Tasseography, Palmistry, and Astragalomancy, this Necklace Sees Everything! :)

HA! Remember that Scene in Alien Resurrection, where Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), gives birth to a New Born Xenomorph… Well, that’s what this Creepy Bracelet reminds me of. It’s an Earth Worm of Death Cuff Bracelet that’s Cool Cool Cool!