Ptolemeic System Watch
Before Copernicus, the Stars and Sun Revolved around the Earth. With this Ptolemeic System Watch, you can still be at the Center of the Universe! Cool Watch! Makes a Great Gift for the Astrologer or Star Gazer in your life! :)
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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild
With this Cool Watch, the Sun is the Minute Hand, and the Moon is the Hour Hand. The Stars rotate around the Earth each Minute. Japanese Quartz Movement, the Ptolemeic System Watch comes with a 1 Year Warranty. Model Number 2979.
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Fancy Pale Man Necklace
If you ever Watched the Movie “Pan’s Labyrinth”, then you know who the Pale Man is… He’s a Grotesque Monster with an Appetite for Children. If you Wake him, he Picks up his Eyeballs and Places them into the…
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Joker Ear Plugs
“I Believe Whatever Doesn’t Kill you, Simply Makes you…Stranger!” Well said by the Joker himself… These Cool Cufflinks will make you Smile and say “Why So Serious?” Right? Try them on, you’ll see! :)
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Inspirational Words Bracelet
What a Great looking Bracelet! It’s a Stretch Bracelet full of Vintage Styled Pattern Bars that have Etched Inspirational Sayings on them. Like: Incredible, Spectacular, Serenity.. Very COOL!
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Raptor Belly Button Ring
The Raptor, or Velociraptor, is a Dromaeosaurid Theropod Dinosaur that lived 75 Million Years Ago. The Raptor is one of the Dinosaurs that had a Prominent Role in the First Jurassic Park Movie. It was FAST, Bad-Ass, Creepy, and…
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Chalkboard Bangle Bracelet
Just think of the things you could Write on this Fun Chalkboard Bracelet… “I Will Not Waste Chalk!” “I Will Not Xerox My Butt!” “I Will Not Belch The National Anthem!” “Spitwads Are Not Free Speech!” Oh wait… Those…
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When Pigs Fly Cufflinks
“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh….
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