Creepy Eye Earrings
These Earrings just give me the Creeps! That’s for sure. Look at the Black Bloody Dead Eyes… GAWD! Popping outta the Flesh, these Eyes are Dangling like Pieces of Zombies and are very Demented and Gory! And that’s exactly Why I LOVE THEM! ;)
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Creepy Horror Eyeball Earrings
These Eye Earrings are right out of a Horror Film. Made with a Cameo Setting, Clasp, Brass, Chain, Acrylics, Clay, Glass and REAL EYEBALLS... Okay, kidding on the Eyeballs, but they do look REAL! Just imagine Wearing them in Public. I'm sure you'd have the Entire Sidewalk to yourself. People would RUN and Scream in the other Direction. It's Cool! Lucky Evil Eyes are Supposed to Ward off any Maleficence... Will they Work for you? Buy them and find out... :)
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Cow Print Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” “Why did the Cow Cross the Road?” “To Get to the Udder Side!” “What do you call a Cow who works for a Gardener?”…
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Clear Cork Bottle Plugs
Cool Earrings… The Biggest Problem is Deciding what to Store in them… Blood? Gold Dust? Unicorn Farts? It’s Clear Glass Bottles that will Stretch your Ears and Draw Attention for sure. Fun Cork Bottle Ear Gauge Plugs that come…
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Vampire Chronicles Necklace
This Ultra-Cool Victorian Ornate Pattern Vampire Chronicles Book Necklace is AWESOME! It’s Dark, Gothic, and very BLOODY! The Corners have Bats With Blood Red Stones! Strong Hinges Fasten with a Buckle and a Hidden Magnet. And Inside the Book…
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Mandarin Orange Earrings
What does an Orange sweat? Orange Juice!… Why did the blonde girl stare at the carton of orange juice? Because it said concentrate… Knock knock – Who’s there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana? HA……
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Hillary Clinton Texting Face Necklace
Sometimes I wonder why… And then I wonder “WHY NOT?” As in this Hill-arious Clinton Pendant (Necklace or even Keychain). It’s Hillary on her phone, with sunglasses on, texting… And that face of hers. HA! Classic Meme… (She’s only…
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Coffee Cup Cufflinks
Here’s me at Starbucks “Hot, Venti, White Chocolate Mocha with Almond Milk, 2 shots of Peppermint, and no Whipped Cream… PLEASE!” HA… I have really bad insomnia. So to counter my tiredness throughout the day, I drink about 18…
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