Cucumber Earrings
A Man runs into the Doctor’s Office saying “Doctor, Doctor, I’ve got Carrots Growing out of my Ears!” The Doctor looks at him and replies, “How did that Happen?” The Man responds “I don’t know, I Planted Cucumbers!” HA! Cucumbers are Better than Carrots, right? So why not show your Love of the Green Bumpy Veggies by Dangling them from your Ear Lobes! Now, you’re Cool as a Cucumber! :)
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Hand Painted Pewter Cucumber Dangle Earrings
Oh the things Women do with Cucumbers... Who would have thought they'd go in your Ears? And these Hand Painted Pewter Earrings are just the thing you need to get the Comments Coming and Laughs Rolling. You CAN'T NOT Smile when you have Vegetables on the side of your Face. Really! Hanging from Sterling Silver Ear Wires, these Green Dangles of Fun will Crack everyone up! Now, where's the DIP? :)
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Epic Fail Ear Plugs
LMAO! I need these… They are Epic Fail Ear Plugs that are really to the point. Epic Fail is a complete and Total Failure when Success should have been reasonably easy to attain! It is the Highest form of…
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Oxidized Black Diamond Necklace
Hang on, let me pick my jaw up… Because this Pendant is Unbelievably Cool. Kick-Ass Cool. It’s a very Unique Pendant, Curved like a Tusk or Horn, Wrapped with 18K Gold Rings and Hoisted around your Neck in an…
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Ambiguously Gay Duo Necklace
The Ambiguously Gay Duo is an American Animated Comedy Sketch that Debuted on The Dana Carvey Show before moving to its Permanent Home on Saturday Night Live. And now, it can have a Permanent Home around your Neck too!…
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Dinosaur Bone Meteorite Ring
I can’t get enough of Jewelry by Johan. They make the most Awesome Rings and Wedding Bands on Earth! And this one is a 8mm Men’s Band Featuring 3 Distinctly Different Materials all set in Titanium (Which is Awesome…
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T-Rex Color Changing Mood Pendant
“What does a T-Rex eat on Camping Trips?” “Dino-Smores!” Ha, okay, that was bad. “What Reindeer does a T-Rex Hate?” “Comet!” Oh that was really bad! But this Pendant is Good! And you can tell that by the Color……
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Binary Wrist Watch
Geek out with this Ultra-Cool and Hip Binary Wrist Watch. It’s nothing but 0’s and 1’s… Okay, it’s Easier than that. It’s Literally the Easiest Binary Watch to Read yet; Featuring Hours at the top, listed as: 8, 4,…
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