Cucumber Earrings
A Man runs into the Doctor’s Office saying “Doctor, Doctor, I’ve got Carrots Growing out of my Ears!” The Doctor looks at him and replies, “How did that Happen?” The Man responds “I don’t know, I Planted Cucumbers!” HA! Cucumbers are Better than Carrots, right? So why not show your Love of the Green Bumpy Veggies by Dangling them from your Ear Lobes! Now, you’re Cool as a Cucumber! :)
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Hand Painted Pewter Cucumber Dangle Earrings
Oh the things Women do with Cucumbers... Who would have thought they'd go in your Ears? And these Hand Painted Pewter Earrings are just the thing you need to get the Comments Coming and Laughs Rolling. You CAN'T NOT Smile when you have Vegetables on the side of your Face. Really! Hanging from Sterling Silver Ear Wires, these Green Dangles of Fun will Crack everyone up! Now, where's the DIP? :)
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Throw The Dice Saddle Plug
“How were Adam and Eve Prevented from Gambling?” “Their Pair-O-Dice was taken from them!” Well, these Pair of Dice won’t go anywhere, because they’re snug in your Ear Holes and are Ready to ROLL when you are! Feeling Lucky?…
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Goldfish Ring
This Ring is Beautiful with a Goldfish in an Aquarium, Terrarium, whatever. It’s a FISH, under a Dome, that sits on your FINGER! AND, it looks so real. Great Ring, Beautifully Made!
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Big Spoon Cufflinks
Well aren’t these FUN? These are “Big Spoon” Cufflinks that are Black, Stylish, and Charming. Big Spoon looking for a Little Spoon? Who doesn’t like to Spoon, eh? Made with Quality Vinyl and Zinc Alloys with Bullet Back Cufflink…
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Nose To Ear Ring Chain
Now this is Cool… Until you get it caught on a Door Knob. Just saying… It’s a Nose Ring that’s also a Earring… And the Nose Ring is NON-Piercing. So you don’t have to get all holy, you’ll just…
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Mistletoe Dessert Ring
What a Cute Little Ring. It’s a Miniature Christmas Dessert that looks so Good you’ll Lick it! With Yummy Frosting on this Pudding Cake, it’s Festive, Fun, and comes on a Red Plastic Ring. Delightful. Adorned with Mistletoe, this…
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Carved Snake Tribal Ear Plugs
Simply AWESOME! Tribal Snakes Shaped into a 3mm Thick Ear Stretchers. What Beauties! Hand Carved from a Cow’s Horn, they’re Impressive and Wicked! Measuring approximately 48mm in length and 35mm at the Widest, they’re just what your Lobes and…
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