Cucumber Earrings
A Man runs into the Doctor’s Office saying “Doctor, Doctor, I’ve got Carrots Growing out of my Ears!” The Doctor looks at him and replies, “How did that Happen?” The Man responds “I don’t know, I Planted Cucumbers!” HA! Cucumbers are Better than Carrots, right? So why not show your Love of the Green Bumpy Veggies by Dangling them from your Ear Lobes! Now, you’re Cool as a Cucumber! :)
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Hand Painted Pewter Cucumber Dangle Earrings
Oh the things Women do with Cucumbers... Who would have thought they'd go in your Ears? And these Hand Painted Pewter Earrings are just the thing you need to get the Comments Coming and Laughs Rolling. You CAN'T NOT Smile when you have Vegetables on the side of your Face. Really! Hanging from Sterling Silver Ear Wires, these Green Dangles of Fun will Crack everyone up! Now, where's the DIP? :)
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Bear Trap Necklace
AWESOMEEEEE! Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hardy could have used this sucker in The Revenant Movie. HA! It’s a Bear Trap Necklace that’s Creepy, Cool, and Vicious looking! Handmade with Steel, Metal and Chain, this Pendant is KILLER… The Chain…
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Rainbow Engagement Ring
This Very Different Engagement Ring is the Rainbow Ring. And if you sit on it, Skittles Pop out! No lie! With a CZ Center Stone, and Channel Set Stones down the Side featuring all the Colors of the Rainbow:…
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Jackpot Candles
These are Cool! Who would have thunk… It’s Bling in a Candle! More Specific… Bring Ring! This Jackpot Candle features a Size 6 Ring INSIDE the Candle Wax. So as the Candle Burns Down… the Ring Appears! What a…
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35mm Film Roll Cufflinks
Kids nowadays will have no idea what these are. It’s like the Walkman, Floppy Disc, Cassette Tape, VCR, Record Player, BIG ASS MICROWAVES, and the 8-Track Player… Say What? And if I look in the Closet, I probably have…
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Coffee Cup Cufflinks
Here’s me at Starbucks “Hot, Venti, White Chocolate Mocha with Almond Milk, 2 shots of Peppermint, and no Whipped Cream… PLEASE!” HA… I have really bad insomnia. So to counter my tiredness throughout the day, I drink about 18…
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Taxidermy Mouse Paw Necklace
“What’s Gray and Furry on the Inside, and White on the Outside?” “A Mouse Sandwich!” HA! And this Little Mouse looks like it’s seen it’s last Meal. It’s a Mouse Paw Necklace that’s REAL, Dead, Furry, Taxidermied, and Dangling…
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