Cucumber Earrings
A Man runs into the Doctor’s Office saying “Doctor, Doctor, I’ve got Carrots Growing out of my Ears!” The Doctor looks at him and replies, “How did that Happen?” The Man responds “I don’t know, I Planted Cucumbers!” HA! Cucumbers are Better than Carrots, right? So why not show your Love of the Green Bumpy Veggies by Dangling them from your Ear Lobes! Now, you’re Cool as a Cucumber! :)
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Hand Painted Pewter Cucumber Dangle Earrings
Oh the things Women do with Cucumbers... Who would have thought they'd go in your Ears? And these Hand Painted Pewter Earrings are just the thing you need to get the Comments Coming and Laughs Rolling. You CAN'T NOT Smile when you have Vegetables on the side of your Face. Really! Hanging from Sterling Silver Ear Wires, these Green Dangles of Fun will Crack everyone up! Now, where's the DIP? :)
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Goopy Eyeball Earrings
I would Scream if I could see… For it’s the Grossest Earrings on Earth. Goopy Eyeball Earrings that look like they’ve been Torn from a Zombie’s Head. Lovely! Bloody, Gooey, Drippy, Wet… Makes you Hungry, doesn’t it? Fun Earrings,…
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Creepy Skeleton On Toilet Charm
“Why was the Skeleton Stupid? “He was a Bonehead!” HA! And this Skeleton is certainly a Bonehead. He’s Sitting on the Toilet Smoking a Cigarette. LOL Death Becomes Us, Right? “When does a Skeleton Laugh?” “When Something Tickles his…
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Slug Bug Beetle Cufflinks
Did you know that “Slug Bug” actually came from a Marketing Campaign run by Volkswagen called “Punch Dub”; A game of seeing VWs and punching their friends. Well, I still have friends that do that. (Crazy as it sounds…)…
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iPhone Recharging Bracelet
“That’s a Cool Watch You Have On… Where’s the Face?” “It’s Not a Watch!” “Oh, then that’s a Weird Bracelet…” “It’s NOT a Bracelet… It’s a Power Charger for my iPhone!” “Ohhhh! OHHHHHHHH! Now that’s COOL!” I can see…
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Football Number Pendant
Have a jersey number? Lucky number? Favorite player in football or rugby? Well idolize that number with a fantastic football pendant. Featuring numbers, anywhere from 1 to 99, beautifully made into the football brown colors, with the laces as…
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Keebler Elf Cookie Ring
Love Keebler Elf Cookies? Those Fun Crazy Colorful Elves that live in a Tree and make Fabulous Sweets… Just like this Realistic Food Ring that looks just like a Keebler Cookie (Filling and all). Elwood, the most Famous Elf…
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