Cucumber Earrings

March 19, 2015

A Man runs into the Doctor’s Office saying “Doctor, Doctor, I’ve got Carrots Growing out of my Ears!” The Doctor looks at him and replies, “How did that Happen?” The Man responds “I don’t know, I Planted Cucumbers!” HA! Cucumbers are Better than Carrots, right? So why not show your Love of the Green Bumpy Veggies by Dangling them from your Ear Lobes! Now, you’re Cool as a Cucumber! :)

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Hand Painted Pewter Cucumber Dangle Earrings

Oh the things Women do with Cucumbers... Who would have thought they'd go in your Ears? And these Hand Painted Pewter Earrings are just the thing you need to get the Comments Coming and Laughs Rolling. You CAN'T NOT Smile when you have Vegetables on the side of your Face. Really! Hanging from Sterling Silver Ear Wires, these Green Dangles of Fun will Crack everyone up! Now, where's the DIP? :)

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