Goopy Eyeball Earrings
I would Scream if I could see… For it’s the Grossest Earrings on Earth. Goopy Eyeball Earrings that look like they’ve been Torn from a Zombie’s Head. Lovely! Bloody, Gooey, Drippy, Wet… Makes you Hungry, doesn’t it? Fun Earrings, Handmade, Created from Silicone, available in many different Iris Colors: Green, Blue, Pink, Brown, and Grey, and Dangling from Sterling Silver Fish Hooks… Just what everyone needs, MORE EYES ON YOU!
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Gross Bloody Goopy Eyeball Dangle Earrings
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Dog Poo Brooch
HA! Pardon my Poo… But it’s a Load of FUN! A Pet Dog Brooch Pin Set that’s Cute, Adorable, and Colorful too. Featuring one Brown Dog, Squatting, Taking a Dump (with a Little White Heart on his Hump), and…
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Hot Hamburger Ear Plug
“What did the Hamburger say to the other Hamburger in the Bathroom?” “I Musturd!” “What did the Hamburger say to the Pickle?” “You’re Dill-icious!” “Did you hear about the Hamburger who couldn’t stop making Jokes?” “He was on a…
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Nipple Ring Screw Bar
There’s nothing that would feel better than to take a BIG SCREW and SCREW it into my Nipple! Ahhhh, just thinking about it brings Tears to my Eyes! And actually Seeing it, even Better! :)
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Wooden Stake Necklace
My mother always told me “Carry Around Protection!” And it seems, that Advice holds true… When you’re in Vampire Country! For this Creepy Crazy Pendant is a Wooden Stake that’s Dear to my Heart. A Deadly Vampire Stake, carved…
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Deadpool Screw Fit Plugs
Are you as Excited to see Deadpool as I? It looks Fun and Bad-Ass, just like this Pair of Ear Gauge Plugs. Made out of Black Acrylic, these Plugs are 1/2 Inch; 12 Millimeter Gauge, and are Officially Licensed…
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Ptolemeic System Watch
Before Copernicus, the Stars and Sun Revolved around the Earth. With this Ptolemeic System Watch, you can still be at the Center of the Universe! Cool Watch! Makes a Great Gift for the Astrologer or Star Gazer in your…
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