Cupcake Barbell Nipple Shield Ring
Made of 14 Gauge, 316L Implant Grade Surgical Steel, these 5/8" Nipple Ring Barbells take the CAKE! ;) Sold as a Pair, you get TWO Nipple Shields so you can have a Balanced Diet. The Metal is Lead Free, and they are of course, Calorie Free! :) LICK LICK!
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Shark Jaws Bracelet
Talk about JAWS of Steel… This Bracelet is COOL! Actually made out of 18k White Gold, it’s studded with Diamonds and BLINGING like Crazy! Cool Shark Jaw with tons and tons of TEETH! CHOMP!
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Backwards Watch
While this Cool Watch can’t take you back in Time, it does Create the Illusion that Time is running Backwards. The Numbers are arranged Counterclockwise, and the Hands move Counterclockwise as well. If that doesn’t mess you up, nothing…
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Scab Brooch
LMAO! This Brooch made me think of this Old Joke: “Mommy, Mommy! Where did your Scabs go?” “Shut up and Eat your Cornflakes!” Yeah… This Brooch is Handmade out of Wool Felt, Thread, Fabric Glue, DMC Cotton, and comes…
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Unicorn Poop Ring
Unicorns are Real! They’re just Fat and Grey and we call them Rhinos! Right? Well… This Unicorn is REAL, because I’ve got the Poop to Prove it! Unicorn Rainbow Colored Poop on a Ring! How Lovely! Cute Stars though!
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Holy Bible Cufflinks
Looking for the Perfect Gift for your Preacher, Pastor, Clergy, Evangelist, Minister, Parson, Reverend, or Pulpiter??? WOW, that was a breathful, or even, just a Bible Reader, Religious Worshipper, or Saint? These Holy Bible Cufflinks are Ideal! Resembling the…
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Fake Joint Cheater Plugs
Awesomeeeeeee! These Ear Plugs will really make People Stop and Stare! (Parents, Siblings, Grandparents, Cops, your Boss…) HA! I can only Imagine. These Fake Cheater Plugs (Sold as a Pair) are made out of Crocodile Wood, Hand Painted, and…












