Bio Hazard Necklace
Look out Gordon Freeman, this Half Life looking Pendant will send everyone in a frenzy. Bio Hazard is not something you want to mess with. Unless you have a crowbar. Dig?
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The Bio Hazard Pendant on an 18" Chain
You know if you're wearing this, it's too late. The zombies have mutated and are GLOWING! This Bio Hazard Necklace is made with Lead Free Zinc Alloy, and Plated with Nickel Free Imitation Antique Silver. The Plating is Anti Tarnish and Scratch Resistant.
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Your Tattoos Suck Belly Ring
HA! Well, this is Probably TRUE! If you Search the Web, you’ll see there are a lot of BAD Decisions when it comes to Tattoos. BAD or DRUNK! HA! Check out this Tumblr and see for yourself: Worst Tattoo…
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Gold Mummy Ring
Q: “What do you call a Mummy who Wins the Lottery?” A: “A Lucky Stiff!” HA! Okay another one… Q: “Where do Mummies go for a Swim?” A: “To the Dead Sea!” HAHA, I KILL Myself! :( Okay, but…
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Kitty Licking Balloon Pin
OMG… I can’t breath. This Pin is Hysterical. It’s a Kitty Lapel Pin, doing what Kitties do; Licking their butthole. Their Booty. Their Balloon Knot… It’s the Purr-fect Pin to Make everyone Smile and Laugh. Cat Lovers Rejoice… A…
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Crocodile Head Ring
Highly Detailed Crocodile Head that CHOMPS on your Hand! Slide your Finger into the Jaws of the Beast and it looks AWESOME on your Skin! You’ll get tons of Reactions! Great Fun! Very Cool!
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Red Devilish Nipple Shield
You Little Mischief You! You know who you are… And you deserve to get your Nipple this Devil of a Shield! It’s a Red Devilish Shield with Horns, a Tail, and a Pitchfork that goes right through your Nipple!…
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Solar Powered Turbine Watch
This most AWESOME Pocket Watch has Brass Turbine Blades (Incorporating Solar Sensors), that Rotate to Generate the Transformed Power (You can also start the Turbo by the Hand-Crank). ALL SORTS OF COOLNESS!
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