Clip Watch with a Knife and Scissors
The Handy Clip-On Design of this Watch makes it so Practical and Ready. Clip it onto your Belt, Bag, Coat, Shoes... It goes wherever you go, and it has the Tools you'll need right there at your Fingertips. Made of Stainless Steel and Water-Resistant to 100 Feet, you'll LOVE how this Watch looks, and LOVE how Useful the Tools are. The Luminous Dial makes it easy to Read the Time in the Dark, and the LED Light will Shine at just a Push of the Button. Buy one... Better yet, Buy TWO, they're that AWESOME!
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Poop Necklace
This Whimsical Poop Necklace is Perfect when you’re Feeling like Shit! Really! Sometimes you just want to Wear something that expresses your Attitude, and POOP says a lot. Poop in a Heart that is. Because we all LOVE to…
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Mug of Beer Cufflinks
Wear your Mug of Beer, not on your Heart, on your Sleeve! Enjoy this Frothy Treat without the concern of who’s going to Drive you home later. Great Cufflinks, GREAT GIFT!
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Wolverine’s Claw Ring
Crazy Creepy Halloween Ring… WOW! It’s a Wire Wrapped Ring featuring REAL Wolverine Claws! 3 Nacre Claws that are Unique, Raw, and Predatory. Handmade, Labor-Intensive, Precise Wrapping with .925 Sterling Silver Wire, it’s Strongly Oxidized and Polished to Emphasize…
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Earth Worm Of Death Bracelet
HA! Remember that Scene in Alien Resurrection, where Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), gives birth to a New Born Xenomorph… Well, that’s what this Creepy Bracelet reminds me of. It’s an Earth Worm of Death Cuff Bracelet that’s Cool Cool Cool!
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Cyborg Baby Necklace
A Cyborg (short for “Cybernetic Organism”) is a Theoretical or Fictional Being with Both Organic and Biomechatronic Parts, and this Creepy Baby Doll has BOTH! It’s a Bridge between Mind and Matter! And NOW it can be YOURS!
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Assassin’s Creed Templar Ring
Assassin’s Creed is a Historical Fiction Action-Adventure Stealth Video Game that Primarily Revolves around the Rivalry between Two Ancient Secret Societies: The Assassins and The Knights Templar, and their Indirect Relation to an Ancient Species Pre-Dating Humanity, whose Society,…












