Darth Vader 3-D Ring
I can almost hear “The Imperial March” now… “Dun Dun Dun DU-DU-DUN DU-DU-DUN!” I know you can hear it too! Wear this Ring and you’ll be Saying Stuff like “Don’t Fail me again, Admiral!” “He will Join us or Die, my Master!” “Obi-Wan has Taught you well!” “You Underestimate the Power of the Dark Side!”
Star Wars Darth Vader 3-D Black Ring
"The Force is with you, Young Skywalker, but you are Not a Jedi yet!" You will Become Darth with this Ring I fear. How can you not? It's the Iconic Helmet of Vader! Everybody wants to be Darth! "Search your Feelings, you *know* it to be True! " Ring comes in Sizes 9, 10, 11, and 12. Buy one. Slip it on. Say: "Luke... I am your Father!"
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Mistletoe Dessert Ring
What a Cute Little Ring. It’s a Miniature Christmas Dessert that looks so Good you’ll Lick it! With Yummy Frosting on this Pudding Cake, it’s Festive, Fun, and comes on a Red Plastic Ring. Delightful. Adorned with Mistletoe, this…
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Human Teeth Elastic Bracelet
The Etsy Artist Deserves a Little Plaque for this. Brace yourself, it’s a Crazy Stretch Elastic Bracelet that looks like Real Human Teeth! Put this on your Arm and get your Filling of Comments… Not to Mention a Visit…
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Silver Garlic Necklace
Okay, when I first saw this Necklace, I thought it was something else. I won’t say what, but I’m sure you can guess. It’s actually a Garlic Necklace, that’s a Delight to Wear (and it’ll Frighten away those Vampires)….
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Rubber Duck Belly Ring
What an Adorable Belly Button Ring… It’s a Rubber Ducky that’s BLINGING from Head to Tail with Ultra-Shine Cubic Zirconias. People will QUACK up over this. Made with a 316L Surgical Stainless Steel Barbell, this Duckie has Yellow Gems,…
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Ouija Board Pointer Belly Ring
Into the Occult? Spirit Boards? Summoning the Ghosts of the Dead? Well this Navel Button Ring is IDEAL for your Belly Button Blood Bath… It’s a Planchette, the Ouija Board Pointer, and it’s Pointing in the right direction… DOOM!…
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Light Green Shamrock Belly Ring
It’s a Green Thing! St. Patrick’s Day is coming fast, and if you don’t wear Green, you’re gonna get PINCHED! So why not wear some Green, and the Luck of the Irish… With this Blinging Light Green Shamrock Belly…
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