Darth Vader 3-D Ring
I can almost hear “The Imperial March” now… “Dun Dun Dun DU-DU-DUN DU-DU-DUN!” I know you can hear it too! Wear this Ring and you’ll be Saying Stuff like “Don’t Fail me again, Admiral!” “He will Join us or Die, my Master!” “Obi-Wan has Taught you well!” “You Underestimate the Power of the Dark Side!”
Star Wars Darth Vader 3-D Black Ring
"The Force is with you, Young Skywalker, but you are Not a Jedi yet!" You will Become Darth with this Ring I fear. How can you not? It's the Iconic Helmet of Vader! Everybody wants to be Darth! "Search your Feelings, you *know* it to be True! " Ring comes in Sizes 9, 10, 11, and 12. Buy one. Slip it on. Say: "Luke... I am your Father!"
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Genuine Shark Teeth Cufflinks
Sharks have been around for over 400 Million Years. They Travel up to 40 MPH. They are covered in Sharp, Tooth-Like Scales called Denticles. They Swim a Figure Eight when Frightened. And, Baby Sharks are called Pups! But did…
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Cable Demon Head Ring
SICK! This Ring ROCKS! It’s the most Coolest Ring EVER… If you’re Demon Possessed! HA! It’s so Detailed, so Creepy, so H.R. Giger… Dang… It’s a Demonic Mask, Demon Head, with Cables running all around the Ring. INSANE! This…
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Blossoming Rose Nipple Shield
LMAO! “Stop and Smell the Roses!” There’s Nothing Better Sticking up from the Middle of a Flower than your NIPPLE! HA! Talk about a Blooming Idiot! Sold Individually, these Nipple Shield Rings look just like a Blossoming Red Rose….
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Pinocchio Spoon Ring
Pinocchio is a Fictional Character of the Children’s Novel The Adventures of Pinocchio (1883), by Carlo Collodi. Carved by Geppetto in a Small Italian Village, he was Created as a Wooden Puppet, but Dreamed of becoming Real. He’s known…
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Red Vines Twizzler Earrings
It’s all Fun and Games until you try to Sneak into the Movie Theater with these on… Looking just like Licorice Candy, these Red Vines look so Real you’ll be Licking your Earlobes. 2″ Long and Created out of…
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Retired At Last Watch
That Old Guy from Accounting has been around FOREVER! He’s like a part of the Office Furniture. And now, after Decades of Agony, he’s Finally Retiring. THANK GOD! So what do all the Office Employees pitch in to Buy…
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