Dead Bunny Necklace
LMAO! A Dead Bunny Necklace… Perfect for Easter, right? Well, this Necklace is 14k Gold Plated, 16″ (with a 3″ Extender), and Features Three Upside-Down Dead Hares. HA! Superstitious says that Rabbits Feet are Good Luck, and now, with these Posthumous Bunnies, you get 12 of them! SWEET! Do you Feel Lucky Punk? Put this FUN Necklace on and you’ll surely be Warm and Hoppy inside! :)
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Dead Bunny Party Pendant Necklace
Well, when you have a Dead Bunny Necklace, you CERTAINLY need a Dead Bunny Joke...
A Man is Driving along a Highway and accidentally hits a Rabbit. He pulls over and sees that it's the Easter Bunny... and he is DEAD! A Beautiful Blonde Woman pulls over, steps out of the car and asks what's wrong. "I Killed the Easter Bunny!" he says. She Runs to her Car and pulls out a Spray Can. Walks over to the Limp, Dead Bunny and Sprays him. The Easter Bunny comes back to Life, jumps up, Waves its Paw, and Hops off down the Street. Then it Stops, Turns and Waves, Hops another 10 feet, Turns and Waves, and so Forth out of Sight. The Man is Astonished and asks "What's in the Can? That's Amazing!" The Woman turns the Can around and Reads the Label. "Hair Spray Restores Life to Dead Hair, and Adds a Permanent Wave!" HA! :)
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Wrong Dog Tag Necklace
WRONG WRONG WRONG… It’s Donald Trump’s Favorite Saying! And yes, it is WRONG, spelled out on a Dog Tag Pendant that’s SO SO RIGHT! Funny Saying, gets the message across. Hand Stamped on a Aluminum Dog Tag (measuring 3/4″…
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Little Red Riding Hood Earrings
“Little Red Riding Hood”, also known as “Little Red Cap” or “Red Riding Hood”, is a European Fairy Tale about a Young Girl and a Big Bad Wolf: “The better to Eat you with!”. They’ve never looked better than…
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Intestinal Parasite Brooch
Okay, this is a Hoot… Or should I say a Hookworm! For it’s an Intestinal Parasite, that’s a Brooch! Say What? HA! Boy do I love this Etsy Artist, she Handmakes some of the Most Bizarre and Coolest Brooches…
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Beaded Turkey Necklace Craft Kit
Gobble, Gobble… It’s that time of year again; Gain 5 lbs! :) But for the Kids, it’s Fun Craft Time, because this year, they can make Cute Turkey Pendants! With this Beaded Turkey Pendant Craft Kit, Kids can assemble…
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Crossword Sudoku Cufflinks
These Cufflinks are Awesome! I LOVE Puzzles, Love Sudoku, and LOVE Crosswords! I Do Puzzles Everyday, just like Thousands of other people. I’m Addicted to them! So these Cufflinks are right up my Alley! FUN and COOL!
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I Love Thrift Stores Ring
“I’m gonna Pop some Tags, Only got Twenty Dollars in my Pocket, I – I – I’m Hunting, looking for a Come-up, This is F**king Awesome!” LMAO! Macklemore said it BEST! And this I Love Thrift Stores Ring is…
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