Dead Bunny Necklace
LMAO! A Dead Bunny Necklace… Perfect for Easter, right? Well, this Necklace is 14k Gold Plated, 16″ (with a 3″ Extender), and Features Three Upside-Down Dead Hares. HA! Superstitious says that Rabbits Feet are Good Luck, and now, with these Posthumous Bunnies, you get 12 of them! SWEET! Do you Feel Lucky Punk? Put this FUN Necklace on and you’ll surely be Warm and Hoppy inside! :)
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Dead Bunny Party Pendant Necklace
Well, when you have a Dead Bunny Necklace, you CERTAINLY need a Dead Bunny Joke...
A Man is Driving along a Highway and accidentally hits a Rabbit. He pulls over and sees that it's the Easter Bunny... and he is DEAD! A Beautiful Blonde Woman pulls over, steps out of the car and asks what's wrong. "I Killed the Easter Bunny!" he says. She Runs to her Car and pulls out a Spray Can. Walks over to the Limp, Dead Bunny and Sprays him. The Easter Bunny comes back to Life, jumps up, Waves its Paw, and Hops off down the Street. Then it Stops, Turns and Waves, Hops another 10 feet, Turns and Waves, and so Forth out of Sight. The Man is Astonished and asks "What's in the Can? That's Amazing!" The Woman turns the Can around and Reads the Label. "Hair Spray Restores Life to Dead Hair, and Adds a Permanent Wave!" HA! :)
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Steampunk Gear Ring
Beautiful Beautiful Beautiful Gears Ring! Damn I love these things. This Steampunk Ring KICKS ASS! So Smooth, So Sleek, So Detailed and COOL! Gears and Rivets all the way around this Sterling Silver Ring is just Perfection. Love it,…
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Bloody Eyeball Ring
“Why don’t Blind People Skydive?” “It Scares the Dog!” Oh man, that Joke was so Cornea… Eye-m sorry! :) But I’m not sorry for this Ring, because it’s Eye-resistible! A Bloody Mutated Eyeball Ring that’s Eye-Popping GOOD! Creepy, Blue,…
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HO HO HO Necklace
HO HO HO… I know a Ho that should wear this Necklace… Oh wait, wrong HO! HA! It’s a Gold and Glittering HO HO HO Necklace that’s Festive and FUN! It’s actually a Gold Plastic Medallion that’s Dangling from…
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Christmas Wreath Ear Plugs
There’s nothing better to plug your hole, than an entire Christmas Wreath. Right? And now, you can certainly do that, for these Very Cool and Colorful Tunnel Plus are Christmas Wreaths, Ribbon and all… Fun Gemstone Decorated Wreath, with…
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Maggot Earrings
WOAH! Hold it right there… MAGGOTS? You bet. And they’re aiming for your Head. It’s Handmade Earrings with Creepy, Gross Maggots Dangling by your Ears. Such Glorious Hideous Creatures. Gold Tone Earrings with .75″ long Rubber Maggots (Sorry, they’re…
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Infinity Gauntlet Inspired Rings
“You’re strong. But I could snap my fingers, and you’d all cease to exist.” “Fun isn’t something one considers when balancing the universe. But this… does put a smile on my face.” “You should have gone for the head.”…
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