Dead Bunny Necklace
LMAO! A Dead Bunny Necklace… Perfect for Easter, right? Well, this Necklace is 14k Gold Plated, 16″ (with a 3″ Extender), and Features Three Upside-Down Dead Hares. HA! Superstitious says that Rabbits Feet are Good Luck, and now, with these Posthumous Bunnies, you get 12 of them! SWEET! Do you Feel Lucky Punk? Put this FUN Necklace on and you’ll surely be Warm and Hoppy inside! :)
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Dead Bunny Party Pendant Necklace
Well, when you have a Dead Bunny Necklace, you CERTAINLY need a Dead Bunny Joke...
A Man is Driving along a Highway and accidentally hits a Rabbit. He pulls over and sees that it's the Easter Bunny... and he is DEAD! A Beautiful Blonde Woman pulls over, steps out of the car and asks what's wrong. "I Killed the Easter Bunny!" he says. She Runs to her Car and pulls out a Spray Can. Walks over to the Limp, Dead Bunny and Sprays him. The Easter Bunny comes back to Life, jumps up, Waves its Paw, and Hops off down the Street. Then it Stops, Turns and Waves, Hops another 10 feet, Turns and Waves, and so Forth out of Sight. The Man is Astonished and asks "What's in the Can? That's Amazing!" The Woman turns the Can around and Reads the Label. "Hair Spray Restores Life to Dead Hair, and Adds a Permanent Wave!" HA! :)
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Gothic Skull Engagement Ring
Oh Nice… Talk about a Black Heart. HA! It’s the Most Awesome Gothic Engagement Ring you’ll find yet. Featuring an Engagement Ring, with a 2.85 Carat Round, Black Moissanite (Man-Made Diamond), set in 6 Prongs and Surrounded by Black…
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Nicolas Cage Ring
Nicolas Kim Coppola, known Professionally as Nicolas Cage, is an American Actor who played in these Big Movies: Face/Off, Ghost Rider, National Treasure, Gone in 60 Seconds, Knowing, Con Air, The Rock, Moonstruck, Kick-Ass (among TONS more)… And something…
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Classic Arcade Watch
Wear a Classic Arcade Cabinet on your Wrist! The Fire Button actually Lights up the Dial in Red and makes a “PEW” Noise! MIND BLOWN! HA! How Cool! How Fun! How Geeky!
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Trio Chain Belly Ring
Looking for a FUN, COOL, and DANGLY Belly Ring that no one will Forget? Well, hold onto your Seat because this Navel Ring is all that, AND a Shot in the Dark! They’ll Spot you across the Room! SWEET…
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Master of Disguise Necklace
LOL You So Funny! Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! With these Funny Face Glasses, Big Nose and Mustache, YOU WILL BE! Which reminds me of this Joke: “Why do Gorillas have Big Noses?” “Because they have Big Fingers!” HA! Everyone in…
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Ouija Resin Ring
Beautiful. Now I can Summon Dead Bernie anytime I want with this Ultra-Cool and Clear Ouija Board Ring. Featuring the Fantastic Lettering of a Spirit Board, Etched into a Clear Handmade Resin Ring that’s Stunning and Creepy. Not only…
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