Dead Bunny Necklace
LMAO! A Dead Bunny Necklace… Perfect for Easter, right? Well, this Necklace is 14k Gold Plated, 16″ (with a 3″ Extender), and Features Three Upside-Down Dead Hares. HA! Superstitious says that Rabbits Feet are Good Luck, and now, with these Posthumous Bunnies, you get 12 of them! SWEET! Do you Feel Lucky Punk? Put this FUN Necklace on and you’ll surely be Warm and Hoppy inside! :)
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Dead Bunny Party Pendant Necklace
Well, when you have a Dead Bunny Necklace, you CERTAINLY need a Dead Bunny Joke...
A Man is Driving along a Highway and accidentally hits a Rabbit. He pulls over and sees that it's the Easter Bunny... and he is DEAD! A Beautiful Blonde Woman pulls over, steps out of the car and asks what's wrong. "I Killed the Easter Bunny!" he says. She Runs to her Car and pulls out a Spray Can. Walks over to the Limp, Dead Bunny and Sprays him. The Easter Bunny comes back to Life, jumps up, Waves its Paw, and Hops off down the Street. Then it Stops, Turns and Waves, Hops another 10 feet, Turns and Waves, and so Forth out of Sight. The Man is Astonished and asks "What's in the Can? That's Amazing!" The Woman turns the Can around and Reads the Label. "Hair Spray Restores Life to Dead Hair, and Adds a Permanent Wave!" HA! :)
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Thor’s Hammer Ring
The Answers you seek shall be Yours, once I Claim what is MINE! And I Claim this Very Cool Ring. Adorned with a Devil Skull on top, this Ring will Rock the Earth! And I do believe it’s Hammer…
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Human Aliens Guy Meme Tie Bar
Giorgio A. Tsoukalos is one Insane Dude (The Alien Guy). Coming Straight from the History Channel’s “Ancient Aliens” (and YES that’s with Quote Marks), is Giorgio with that Wild Ass Hair, turned into the most Hilarious Meme… Instead of…
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Cable Demon Head Ring
SICK! This Ring ROCKS! It’s the most Coolest Ring EVER… If you’re Demon Possessed! HA! It’s so Detailed, so Creepy, so H.R. Giger… Dang… It’s a Demonic Mask, Demon Head, with Cables running all around the Ring. INSANE! This…
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Witch Finger Earrings
“How do you make a Witch Float?” “You take Two Scoops of Ice Cream, a Glass of Coke and one Witch!” HA!… Or, in this case… A couple of Witch’s Fingers will do! BOO! For it’s Creepy Green and…
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Monster Energy Cufflinks
The Power is in the Can! And on your Wrist! Such Slick, Cool Cufflinks that will have the whole office talking. Show them what’s up with a MONSTER on your Cuffs. Unleash the Beast!
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Black Sheep Cufflinks
When you’re the Black Sheep of the Family, you know it. So why not Show it, with these Fun and Cool Cufflinks. Made out of High Quality Metal, these Sheep will look Baaaaa-d Ass on your Sleeves. Especially with…
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