Dead Bunny Necklace
LMAO! A Dead Bunny Necklace… Perfect for Easter, right? Well, this Necklace is 14k Gold Plated, 16″ (with a 3″ Extender), and Features Three Upside-Down Dead Hares. HA! Superstitious says that Rabbits Feet are Good Luck, and now, with these Posthumous Bunnies, you get 12 of them! SWEET! Do you Feel Lucky Punk? Put this FUN Necklace on and you’ll surely be Warm and Hoppy inside! :)
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Dead Bunny Party Pendant Necklace
Well, when you have a Dead Bunny Necklace, you CERTAINLY need a Dead Bunny Joke...
A Man is Driving along a Highway and accidentally hits a Rabbit. He pulls over and sees that it's the Easter Bunny... and he is DEAD! A Beautiful Blonde Woman pulls over, steps out of the car and asks what's wrong. "I Killed the Easter Bunny!" he says. She Runs to her Car and pulls out a Spray Can. Walks over to the Limp, Dead Bunny and Sprays him. The Easter Bunny comes back to Life, jumps up, Waves its Paw, and Hops off down the Street. Then it Stops, Turns and Waves, Hops another 10 feet, Turns and Waves, and so Forth out of Sight. The Man is Astonished and asks "What's in the Can? That's Amazing!" The Woman turns the Can around and Reads the Label. "Hair Spray Restores Life to Dead Hair, and Adds a Permanent Wave!" HA! :)
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Zombie Earrings
Look into my Eyes… All you’ll see is your impending DOOOOOOOM! Or… You’ll see my Cute little Guitar Pick Earrings with Creepy Zombies on them. Dangling with Red and Black Beads… Just like those Beady EYES! Ahhhhh!
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Gold Steampunk Wedding Band
KILLER RING! If you Love Steampunk Jewelry, this is the Ring for you. A Steampunk Wedding Band Carved out of Solid 14k Yellow Gold, that’s totally Beautiful, Sleek, and Steampunky… A Man’s Gold Band unlike anything you’ve ever seen……
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Grumpy Cat NO Bracelet
Did you know that Grumpy Cat’s REAL name is “Tardar Sauce”? HA! Bet you didn’t NO! Not only is this Grumpy Cat an Internet Celebrity known for her Grumpy Facial Expressions, but she also makes one Funny and Cool…
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Disney Character Charm Bracelet
AWWWWWWW! LOOK LOOK LOOK, it’s a Charm Bracelet for the Disney Lover! This Awesome and Adorable Charm Bracelet features 37 Different Disney Characters. Colorful, Fun, and very Festive, you’ll Love how it Looks and Love how it Feels! :)
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The Puzzle Engraved Ring
This is a cool 8mm Men’s Puzzle Ring made of Vitalium and it will look great on your finger as you scratch your head in puzzlement!
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Garfield Belly Ring
“Love Me, Feed Me, Never Leave Me!” This Belly Naval Ring is Officially Licensed Garfield Product. It must be not be ‘Monday’ since Garfield is all SMILES in this Fun and Whimsical Belly Ring.
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