"Your Nipples are so, so... SO LONG!"
I can't even wipe the Smile off my face. These Nipple Whirls have my Head Spinning! Did you see where the Barbell is??? It's halfway up the Spiral. That means your Nipple would be Pulled, Stretched, and Extended all the way up to the POINT! And... The more you turn the Spiral, the Tighter it Tugs on your Nipples!!! OMG! It's Totally Painful... If you're into that. And I say WHY NOT? It makes me want to go and get Pierced tonight... "YIKES!"
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Geeky Bacon Bracelet
Ba Co N, stands for Barium, Cobalt, and Nitrogen… or in other words: BACON! HA! Such a Cute and Fun Bracelet that really shows what your True Love is… (Just like Homer Simpson) BACON! You Can’t NOT LOVE Pig…
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Lego Tie Bar
You know you’re moving on up in the World when you wear a Lego Tie Bar! HA! Legos have been around since 1949. Manufactured in Denmark, these Colorful Interlocking Plastic Bricks have brought Kids Endless Hours of Fun and…
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Got Pot Belly Button Ring
Got Pot? Got Pans? Got Metal Piercings in your Belly Button? Well stick this Cute and Fun Belly Button Ring in and you’ll attract much attention for sure! Teal color, white letters, this informative sign is made with a…
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Slide To Unlock Bangle
Geek Alert Geek Alert!!! With this Bracelet EVERYONE will know that you are a TOTAL GEEK! No Problems with that! :) This Bangle Bracelet is Cool, Attractive, and will set off the GEEK ALERT Everywhere! This Bracelet Reads “Slide…
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Star Wars Millennium Falcon Pendant
Han Solo has hit the Theaters… And Star Wars Fans are losing it… I mean, we get to see the Millennium Falcon when it was NEW! So COOL! The Same with Chewy, he’s only 900 years old versus 100,000,…
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Knife Sharpening Pendant
Now this is a Handy Tool… If you’re a Hunter, Fisherman, or Jason Voorhees. It’s a Tool that you hang from a Necklace, so it’s always there when you need it. A Redi-Edge Knife Sharpening Tool that will keep…












