"Your Nipples are so, so... SO LONG!"
I can't even wipe the Smile off my face. These Nipple Whirls have my Head Spinning! Did you see where the Barbell is??? It's halfway up the Spiral. That means your Nipple would be Pulled, Stretched, and Extended all the way up to the POINT! And... The more you turn the Spiral, the Tighter it Tugs on your Nipples!!! OMG! It's Totally Painful... If you're into that. And I say WHY NOT? It makes me want to go and get Pierced tonight... "YIKES!"
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Frank Underwood Cufflinks
LMAO! These F U Cufflinks are Hilarious! Oh, I’m sorry, that’s Frank Underwood, isn’t it? Or do they mean First Union? Follow-Up? File Upload? Florida University? They could mean whatever you want… But I’m sure they’ll be Appreciated, to…
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Beware of the Unicorn Brooch Pin
“What is the Difference between a Carrot and a Unicorn?” “The First is a Bunny Feast, the other is a Funny Beast!” Oh that’s so bad… But Corny? How about a Funny Unicorn Brooch; a Pin with a Purple…
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Star Trek Spinner Ring
Take your Wardrobe to another Level at Warp Speed with this Star Trek Stainless Steel Spinner Ring. It’s Durable, Contains the Starfleet Insignia Outline, Star Trek Words, AND… It Spins around your Finger! It’s Cool Stuff that’s out of…
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I Love Sloths Bead
HA HA! “My Missus said I was like an Animal in Bed last night…….. What’s a Sloth?” “Someone hired a Sloth with a Knife to Murder me…. He’s in my Driveway…… I have 6-8 Months to Live!” “Seriously… What…
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Chicken Egg Fun Joke Cufflinks
Okay, Who came first? The Chicken or the Egg? I’d have to say it was the Rooster! HA! Like a Good Joke… Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Because it was in a KFC Bucket! And now, it…
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Alter Ego Ring
Everybody wants an Alter Ego. A Superhero that hides behind a Mask… Talk about COOL! Some Bad Ass Hero Running through the Streets with a Cape and a Toilet Plunger, yeah, you get my drift. Want to Fight Crime?…












