"Your Nipples are so, so... SO LONG!"
I can't even wipe the Smile off my face. These Nipple Whirls have my Head Spinning! Did you see where the Barbell is??? It's halfway up the Spiral. That means your Nipple would be Pulled, Stretched, and Extended all the way up to the POINT! And... The more you turn the Spiral, the Tighter it Tugs on your Nipples!!! OMG! It's Totally Painful... If you're into that. And I say WHY NOT? It makes me want to go and get Pierced tonight... "YIKES!"
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Stingray Leather Wedding Band
OMG! Talk about Kick Ass! I’ve NEVER seen a Wedding Band like this… EVER! It’s so COOL! It’s a Handmade Wedding Ring that uses Stingray Leather and Gold! WOW! Just WOW! This is a Perfect for those who Prefer…
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SH-T Ear Plugs
A Woman Wanted an Outhouse Built that wouldn’t Stink. She Advertised in the Paper and a Contractor Applied and Guaranteed Her that it would not have any Odor. He got the Job. Built the Outhouse, and Later got a…
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St. Benedict Exorcism Ring
How Cool… An Exorcism Ring. Exorcism is the Expulsion of an Evil Spirit, and the Name is all to Familiar with The Exorcism Movie from 1973. Starring Creepy Linda Blair, it’s a Two-Time Academy Award Winner that Shocked the…
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Eyeball Ear Plugs Tunnel Expanders
The better to see you with… It’s EYES! Lots of them. People will call you 4 eyed, or 6 eyed, for sure. But these eyes are for your ear holes, and their blood shot, of course. Featuring eyeball ear…
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Sewing Basket Ring
This is an Adorable Ring for the DIY Sewing Fanatics. It’s a Sewing Basket Resin Ring that’s full of Sewing Supplies; Five Fixing Pins, a Snap Fastener, a Sewing Needle with a Black Yarn, and a Yellow Tape Measure…
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Walnut Watch
This is a STUNNING Watch! Very Sharp, Very Masculine, Very Revolutionary! The Round Walnut Wood Dial features Eclipse-Like Shapes that Display the Time! With this Watch, you’ll get TONS of Compliments! So Cool!