"Your Nipples are so, so... SO LONG!"
I can't even wipe the Smile off my face. These Nipple Whirls have my Head Spinning! Did you see where the Barbell is??? It's halfway up the Spiral. That means your Nipple would be Pulled, Stretched, and Extended all the way up to the POINT! And... The more you turn the Spiral, the Tighter it Tugs on your Nipples!!! OMG! It's Totally Painful... If you're into that. And I say WHY NOT? It makes me want to go and get Pierced tonight... "YIKES!"
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Rocket Launcher Shark Necklace
This Fishbones Pendant is Bad-Ass! It’s the League of Legends Shark Cannon Rocket Launcher that’s just Insane and AWESOME! Made out of Brass and Plated with Silver, this Shark hangs on a 18″ Curb Chain, and is just Unbelievable…
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Santa Claus Christmas Cufflinks
These Cufflinks look just like me, 10 days before Christmas, running around with my mouth open like a bat outta hell… HA! Crazy Santa, Cute Cufflinks, Ideal for Christmastime. Fun St. Nick with Red and White Enamel, over Alloy…
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Cat Ring Holder
The Rings slip over the Cat’s Long Tail for Safe-Keeping at the Sink, Bureau or Bedside. This Cat holds many Rings at a time (as they Dangle down over the Butt). Very Cute. Makes a Great Gift!
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Cabinet of Curiosities Necklace
Freaky Cool! This Cabinet of Curiosities will Catch Everyone’s Interest. It’s a Shadow Box filled with Crazy Creepy Items like: Genuine Animal Bones from a Coyote, Armadillo, and Snake. Teeth from a Fox, a Mink Jawbone, Coconut Twigs, a…
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Mixtape Wrist Watch
Awesome! This is one of the Coolest Watches yet. For it’s a Wrist Watch that looks just like a Mixtape. You know, Guardians of the Galaxy Style… HA! With the familiar Cassette Tape, it also features a Clock that…
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Buttcheeks in a Jar Brooch
LMAO! Your Buttcheeks look so GOOD, I want to take them Everywhere I go! HA! This is probably one of the most Interesting and Craziest Brooch Pins I’ve ever seen… Butt Cheeks Bottled up in a Jar! Now that’s…