Deadly Heart Necklace
SICK! This really makes my Heart Beat… For it’s an Anatomical Heart, Red, Detailed, Realistic Looking, with a Pair of Deadly Scissors Stabbed into it. AWESOME! Wicked, Gnarly, Certainly an Eye-Opener! And with Valentines coming, there’s no Better way to say “Here’s my Heart!”, or “I Stab You!”, either way, it’s Killer Good Fun! Vintage, Creepy, and full of BLOOD!
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Deadly Be Still My Heart Necklace Pendant
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Mustache Nipple Barbell
It’s Believed that the Fake Mustache Trend Originated with Hipsters as a way to Mock Conventional Ideals of Fashion and Style… So this Nipple Barbell will be right up their Alley! Ya Think?
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Naked Mole Rat Necklace
HA HA HA! OMG I so want to Buy this as a Gag Gift. It’s a Funny Looking Mole Rat (Hairless, of Course) and it hangs from a 18″ Sterling Silver Chain. Just Lovely! Made out of Durable Clay,…
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Mermaid Tie Pin
Mermaids are a Legendary Aquatic Creature with the Upper Body of a Human, and the Tail of a Fish! They appear in Folklore of many Cultures, and the First Stories about Mermaids appeared in Ancient Assyria, in which the…
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Baby Groot Earrings
LOL! Groot has got to be the Most Lovable Character from The Guardians of the Galaxy. Especially as a Baby! “I AM GROOT!” You Can’t NOT Laugh! And when I see these Adorable Dangly Earrings, I can’t Help but…
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Hairy Flesh Ring
OMG I’m Gonna Barf Now! I Gag when I Find Hair in my Food… So Seeing Hair Growing out of a Ring, that looks just like FLESH! WOW! That’s also the Reactions you’ll get Wearing this all-too-real Flesh Looking…
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Plumber Butt Crack Earrings
“People Keep Telling me I have a Perfect Ass… I Don’t Think So, it’s got a Crack in it!” HA! JOKE: “What’s the one Thing you’ll never see a Plumber do?” “Bite his Nails!” LMAO! And these Dangly Earrings…
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