Death Watch
This Watch is quite simple, it Counts Down the End of your Life! Your Impending Doom is coming… Are you ready? Cherish the Time you have NOW, and make every Second Count!
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The Watch that Predicts your DEATH!
Your Life ticks away in Years, Months, Weeks, Days and Seconds... As long as the Battery doesn't Die first! :) The Precise Second you'll Snuff is Calculated by taking the Average Life Expectancy of the Country you Live in, then Offsetting it with your Answers to a Series of key Health and Lifestyle Questions (those Cigarettes will Cost you). Just enter the Time and watch your Life tick away! Sure it's a bit like having the Grim Reaper wrapped around your Wrist, but this Knowledge isn't Depressing – it's Liberating. Start your END today!
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Dichroic Bubbles Ring
This Ring looks just like Bubble Wrap… Bubble wrap is a Pliable Transparent Plastic Material commonly used for Packing Fragile Items. Regularly Spaced, Protruding Air-Filled Hemispheres (Bubbles) Provide Cushioning and FUN Popping! :) But these Bubbles YOU CAN NOT…
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Silver Bullet Earrings
Werewolf Hunting? Vampire Stalking? Better get yourself a pair of Silver Bullet Earrings… Just in case. And these Silver Bullets are the IDEAL Dangles of choice. Made from Tibetan Silver, these Nifty Bullets are Quaint, Sleek, and oh-so-Deadly. Hanging…
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Sharky The Clown Pendant
Nice. Real Nice. It’s a Nightmare Beyond Nightmares… a Clownfish… Er, Clown Shark. Sharky, Clowning around with a Button Eye, White Grin, and a Big Red Nose. A Fun Necklace that will really make people wonder WHY? I say,…
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Pin Cushion Ring
LOL This is FUNNYYYYYY! But… It actually WORKS too! So all you Sewing Buffs… This makes a PERFECT Gift for YOU! With a Big Oversized Outrageous Orange Ceramic Pod, and a Dark Blue Pin Cushion, you can Pin, Stab…
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Surgical Steel Belly Button Rings
These rings are just beautiful. Simple. Classy. Elegant. What a great way to wear a belly button ring that’s quaint. A 14 gauge 316L surgical stainless steel ring that keeps your piercing open. Nothing that dangles. Nothing that gets…
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Shamrock Clover Lucky Bracelet
Feeling Lucky Punk? Well you just might with this Cool and Colorful Lucky Shamrock Clover Bracelet. It’s a REAL Shamrock Encased in a Large Oval Shaped Clear Acrylic! The Clover is Green, 4 Leaf, and it just may make…
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