The Watch that Predicts your DEATH!
Your Life ticks away in Years, Months, Weeks, Days and Seconds... As long as the Battery doesn't Die first! :) The Precise Second you'll Snuff is Calculated by taking the Average Life Expectancy of the Country you Live in, then Offsetting it with your Answers to a Series of key Health and Lifestyle Questions (those Cigarettes will Cost you). Just enter the Time and watch your Life tick away! Sure it's a bit like having the Grim Reaper wrapped around your Wrist, but this Knowledge isn't Depressing – it's Liberating. Start your END today!
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Little Lawn Bracelet
Set in an Old Gold Color Bezel, this Little Patch of Land can add some Natural Outdoorsy to your life (and a Scrap of Grass that the Dog hasn’t Peed on). Makes an Interesting Eye-Ball Catcher for any Outfit…
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Gingerbread Man Earrings
“Excuse me Miss, can I Nibble on your Ears?” HA! You may get that reaction once they see these all too Cute Gingerbread Man Earrings Dangling from your Lobes! Looking like real Cookies, you’re bound to get a MUNCH!
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Razor Chain Bracelet
What a Beautiful Bracelet… Razor Blades! Talk about Slicing your Wrist up… This Kick Ass Bracelet looks just like the Real thing… Razor Blades Circle the Wrist with a Chain Link and a Creepy Skull. Plus, there are Blinging…
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Wheel of Fortune Wrist Watch
Wheel of Fortune has been around since 1975. It’s a Competition TV Show Game that allows Contestants to Solve Word Puzzles, similar to Hangman, to Win Cash and Prizes by Spinning a Giant Carnival Wheel… And boy does my…
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Guitar Pick Holder Pendant
I REALLY REALLY REALLY LOVE this Pendant! What a GREAT Idea! It’s a Pendant Holder for Guitar Picks! You just Slide the Guitar Pick into the Stainless Steel Picture Frame Holder and you can Wear it around your Neck…
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Split Shark Belly Ring
“Get outta the Bath Tub, there’s a SHARKKKKKKKK!” Oh, never mind… This Ultra-Cool Belly Barbell Ring is a Shark Attack waiting to Happen! It’s a Split Shark that separates and goes through your Belly Button Piercing… AWESOME!