The Watch that Predicts your DEATH!
Your Life ticks away in Years, Months, Weeks, Days and Seconds... As long as the Battery doesn't Die first! :) The Precise Second you'll Snuff is Calculated by taking the Average Life Expectancy of the Country you Live in, then Offsetting it with your Answers to a Series of key Health and Lifestyle Questions (those Cigarettes will Cost you). Just enter the Time and watch your Life tick away! Sure it's a bit like having the Grim Reaper wrapped around your Wrist, but this Knowledge isn't Depressing – it's Liberating. Start your END today!
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Numbered Pool Ball Rings
These Rings are Hand Carved using REAL Pool Balls (so no two are ever alike). You can order these Rings in Sizes 5-10, and they can Carve them from whichever Pool Ball you desire: 1-15. Now all you need…
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Red Eye Skull Nipple Rings
You know, it’s Halloween Time… Even your Nipples need Scaring! Right? And with these Creepy Ghouly Skulls, your Chest will never feel so Frightful. Featuring Skulls with Red Gem Eyes, sticking on either side of your Nipples… it’s a…
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Star Wars X-Wing Crystal Pendant
Such a Beautifully Detailed X-Wing Pendant… So Perfect for the Star Wars Geek. It’s an X-Wing Fighter, Cast in Metal and Dangling from a Link Chain. Plus, it has the Iconic Crystal Laser Beams shooting out of its Laser…
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Glow Stick Belly Ring
You know that Glow-Stick Rave that’s coming up? Well, how about going in STYLE! Check out this Ultra-Cool Belly Naval Ring that holds little Glow Sticks! Awesome Idea, and it’ll make your Belly Button Glow!
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Keebler Elf Cookie Ring
Love Keebler Elf Cookies? Those Fun Crazy Colorful Elves that live in a Tree and make Fabulous Sweets… Just like this Realistic Food Ring that looks just like a Keebler Cookie (Filling and all). Elwood, the most Famous Elf…
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Mac and Cheese Earrings
Don’t Cha Want Some Mac and Cheese on your Ears? Don’t Cha? These Mac and Cheese Earrings look Cheesy… But Good and Yummy at the same time. Cute Earrings that Dangle with one Macaroni Noodle on each Ear, and…