Death Watch
This Watch is quite simple, it Counts Down the End of your Life! Your Impending Doom is coming… Are you ready? Cherish the Time you have NOW, and make every Second Count!
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The Watch that Predicts your DEATH!
Your Life ticks away in Years, Months, Weeks, Days and Seconds... As long as the Battery doesn't Die first! :) The Precise Second you'll Snuff is Calculated by taking the Average Life Expectancy of the Country you Live in, then Offsetting it with your Answers to a Series of key Health and Lifestyle Questions (those Cigarettes will Cost you). Just enter the Time and watch your Life tick away! Sure it's a bit like having the Grim Reaper wrapped around your Wrist, but this Knowledge isn't Depressing – it's Liberating. Start your END today!
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Miniature Hot Dog Earrings
LOL These Earrings are just Killing me… Hot Dog Earrings that are Miniature and look Good in your Ears… In fact, I’m about to Bite into them right now! These Dogs look REAL enough to Squirt! Toasted Buns, Guacamole……
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Rebel Scum Cufflinks
“Freeze You Rebel Scum” is such a GREAT LINE! These Stormtroopers are Ready to SHOOT, and they’ll look Awesome on your Cuffs as well! These Cool Comic Book Cufflinks that will NEVER go out of Style! “NOW FREEZE!”
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Jolly Christmas Lights Necklace
CUTE CUTE CUTE! Look at these Jolly and Colorful Christmas Lights that will look FESTIVE around your Neck this Year! 5 Plastic Lights in Colors of Red, Yellow, Green, Purple and Blue, hang from a 44cm Black Gunmetal Chain…
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Nipple Shield Rings Barbell
COOL COOL COOL Piercing Barbell. Just look at the Fangs and how they would protrude around your… your… you know! Made of Stainless Steel, they look great!
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Mixtape Belly Button Ring
Drop it like Peter Quill’s Mixtape in the Guardians of the Galaxy, because this Belly Ring is HOT! Featuring a Blinging Swarovski Gem Cassette Tape, cast in 316L Surgical Steel, this Puppy is dangling from a 14 Gauge, Steel…
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Steampunk Gun Tie Tack Pin
This Tie Tack/Lapel Pin is Incredible! It’s a Steampunk Style Military Long Gun Rifle with such Great Detail. Cast in .925 Sterling Silver and Attached to TWO Pins (so it doesn’t Rotate on your Tie, Shirt or Jacket), this…
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