Death Watch
This Watch is quite simple, it Counts Down the End of your Life! Your Impending Doom is coming… Are you ready? Cherish the Time you have NOW, and make every Second Count!
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The Watch that Predicts your DEATH!
Your Life ticks away in Years, Months, Weeks, Days and Seconds... As long as the Battery doesn't Die first! :) The Precise Second you'll Snuff is Calculated by taking the Average Life Expectancy of the Country you Live in, then Offsetting it with your Answers to a Series of key Health and Lifestyle Questions (those Cigarettes will Cost you). Just enter the Time and watch your Life tick away! Sure it's a bit like having the Grim Reaper wrapped around your Wrist, but this Knowledge isn't Depressing – it's Liberating. Start your END today!
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Stradivarius Violin Earrings
Exact Replica of the Stradivarius Violin, accurate down to the Smallest Detail! Beautifully made with Pewter and 24 Karat Gold Plating. Awesome Earrings! You’ll Love them!
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Custom State Cufflinks
What a Very Cool Gift… Custom State Cufflinks. You can order the same States, or Different States (Where they were Born, where they Met, where they live now, where they want to move…). It’s Fun to Mix and Match…
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Chewbacca Charm Bead
Chewbacca is a Fictional Character in Star Wars. He belongs to the Wookiee Species, who are Tall, Hirsute Bipeds Native to the Planet of Kashyyyk. Fiercely Loyal to Han Solo, he Serves as Co-Pilot on the Millenium Falcon. I…
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Wooden Stake Necklace
My mother always told me “Carry Around Protection!” And it seems, that Advice holds true… When you’re in Vampire Country! For this Creepy Crazy Pendant is a Wooden Stake that’s Dear to my Heart. A Deadly Vampire Stake, carved…
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Flying Spaghetti Monster Pendant
LMAO! The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the Deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster… Did you know there was such a thing? HA! It’s a Movement that Promotes a Light-Hearted view of Religion… Sort of like…
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Siegfried and Roy Necklace
Siegfried & Roy were a German-American duo of Magicians and Entertainers who became known for their Appearances with White Lions and Tigers. Show your Love for them, and their White Tiger Montecore taking Center Stage!
