Death Watch
This Watch is quite simple, it Counts Down the End of your Life! Your Impending Doom is coming… Are you ready? Cherish the Time you have NOW, and make every Second Count!
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The Watch that Predicts your DEATH!
Your Life ticks away in Years, Months, Weeks, Days and Seconds... As long as the Battery doesn't Die first! :) The Precise Second you'll Snuff is Calculated by taking the Average Life Expectancy of the Country you Live in, then Offsetting it with your Answers to a Series of key Health and Lifestyle Questions (those Cigarettes will Cost you). Just enter the Time and watch your Life tick away! Sure it's a bit like having the Grim Reaper wrapped around your Wrist, but this Knowledge isn't Depressing – it's Liberating. Start your END today!
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Sterling Silver Alien Ring
STUNNING! Alien and Aliens are some of my all time favorite movies EVER! The Alien Queen is just mind blowing… And so, to see the Alien in all it’s intricate H.R. Giger Detail, is Astounding. Hand Carved and Cast…
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Cat Memorial Cremation Pendant for Ashes
This pendant is adorable and a perfect way to always have your cat hanging around you. It’s a cat urn pendant, a memorial necklace, which stores your cat’s ashes safely and soundly, forever. Made of a black cat hanging…
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Cat Poop Earrings
What’s that Smell? Oh, it’s YOU! You and your pair of Brown Cat Poop Earrings! I certainly love how they Dangle off your Ears and Stick to your Neck. COOL STUFF! I say WHY not? Add some FUN and…
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Nacho Chip Charm
Nacho Chips are a Snack Food made from Corn Tortillas, which are Cut into Wedges and then Fried or Baked. With Ingredients like Corn, Vegetable Oil, Salt and Water, it’s hard not to Dip your Chip and Chow Down….
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MILF Pregnancy Belly Ring
LMAO… Any Mom-to-be that wears this… Is a MOM I’d like to meet! HA! It’s a MILF Belly Button Ring, made exclusively for Pregnant Women! WOW! Made with an Adjustable and Flexible 14 Gauge Barbell, this Belly Ring will…
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Comic Book Shout Outs Bracelet
“POW” “POP” “BAM” “KAPOW” “CRUNCH” “WHAM” “KRAKK” “SMASH” “KABOOM” It’s Superheroes… Super Powers… Super Colorful Bracelet… A Fun Comic Book Style Link Bracelet that’s filled with Cartoon Shout Out Balloons reading all the Smashes and Bangs and Boinks. Beautifully…
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