The Watch that Predicts your DEATH!
Your Life ticks away in Years, Months, Weeks, Days and Seconds... As long as the Battery doesn't Die first! :) The Precise Second you'll Snuff is Calculated by taking the Average Life Expectancy of the Country you Live in, then Offsetting it with your Answers to a Series of key Health and Lifestyle Questions (those Cigarettes will Cost you). Just enter the Time and watch your Life tick away! Sure it's a bit like having the Grim Reaper wrapped around your Wrist, but this Knowledge isn't Depressing – it's Liberating. Start your END today!
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Green Glass Eyeball Ring
Gawd… Everywhere you turn this Eyeball’s Looking at you! Really! Look at the side view of this image on the Etsy website… It’s Still Staring at you! I’m Creeped out! Made out of 21 Gauge Sterling Silver Square Wire…
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Green Demon Wing Earrings
“What do Demons eat for Breakfast?” “Deviled Eggs!” “How do you tell if someone is a Demon?” “By the Tail!” Or in this case… By the Wings! Devil Wings… Demonic Green Wings that are Creepy Cute and Fun for…
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Quilting Brooch Pin
Everybody LOVES a FUN Quilt… And this Brooch IS a FUN QUILT for Sure! Very Colorful Patchwork with Needle, Chain Thread and a Heart with LOVE! It doesn’t get any Better than this… It’s Refreshingly Unique and Highly Creative!…
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Captain America Belly Ring
If you like Captain America, you’ll LOVE this Belly Ring! Featuring the Captain America Shield with the Red, White, and Blue Rings, along with the Classic White Star in the Center, this Belly Ring will grab all EYES!
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Piano Keyboard Keys Watch
What a Great Looking Wrist Watch. I don’t know what Time it is, but I LOVE it! :) For this Beautiful Watch is Ideal for the Musician or Music Lover. With a Keyboard Face that Wraps around the Dial,…
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Autopsy Ear Plugs
Holy Crap! Hold onto your Vomit Bag… It’s Ear Plugs that are Horror Inducing Nightmares. Autopsy Body Cuts, Y shaped, from the Shoulder Blades down to the Belly Button, it’s Scary Forensic Fun for your Ear Lobes! Handmade out…












