Decapitated Beauty Ring
WOW! Creepy Cool! It’s the Decapitated Head of a Barbie Doll, that’s been BURNED and Turned into a Ring! Bizarre! This is one Ring that will make everyone Stop, Stare, and Question your Sanity! LOL Barbie’s looking a little Thinner these Days… Eh, maybe it’s all in the Die-t. But tho Eyes Bro…!!!
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Speak No Evil Decapitated Beauty Ring
I think you have something in your Eye... MY FINGER! Why not Wear a Burned Barbie Doll Head as a Ring... Her Head was Empty anyway. And now you can see those Long Lashes and Charred Remains anytime you look down. Appropriately named "Speak No Evil", It would be hard to Talk without a Maw, Right? Blackened and Textured this Barbie features a Blacked-Out Upper Jaw with a Cotton Wrapped Band that looks like Someone Fell Asleep Smoking in Bed... :) Call the Fire Department, this one's a HOT HEAD!
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Broccoli Earrings
Oh, these remind me of one of my Favorite Jokes growing up… “What’s the Difference Between Broccoli and Snot?” “Kids Don’t Eat Broccoli!” Nice eh? Well if you like Broccoli, then you’ll LOVE these Earrings. They’re Long and Thick…
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Roaring Lion Belly Ring
I got the Eye of the Tiger, a Fighter, Dancing through the Fire, ‘Cause I am a Champion and you’re gonna Hear me Roar!” I just wanted to get that Song stuck in your Head! HA! Get STUCK with…
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Master of Disguise Necklace
LOL You So Funny! Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck! With these Funny Face Glasses, Big Nose and Mustache, YOU WILL BE! Which reminds me of this Joke: “Why do Gorillas have Big Noses?” “Because they have Big Fingers!” HA! Everyone in…
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Concrete Cement Diamond Necklace
“If you Work in a Cement Factory, the Job gets Harder and Harder…” :) And just like the Hardest Substance on Earth, this Diamond is made of Cement. A Concrete Slab in the Shape of a Diamond, Faceted, Chiseled,…
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Titanium Escape Ring
What a Great Idea! An Escape Ring! It looks like a normal Plain Wedding Band, but Hidden inside is a Stainless Steel Saw Blade and a Handcuff Shim Pick Combination Tool! Plus, it’s right where you NEED it… Your…
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Cute Baby Deer Brooch
This Deer Brooch really is Adorable. Made of Silver Plate, the Gems are very Colorful. Showing Pinks, Greens, Reds, and Purple, it will certainly add some COLOR to your Season!
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