Speak No Evil Decapitated Beauty Ring
I think you have something in your Eye... MY FINGER! Why not Wear a Burned Barbie Doll Head as a Ring... Her Head was Empty anyway. And now you can see those Long Lashes and Charred Remains anytime you look down. Appropriately named "Speak No Evil", It would be hard to Talk without a Maw, Right? Blackened and Textured this Barbie features a Blacked-Out Upper Jaw with a Cotton Wrapped Band that looks like Someone Fell Asleep Smoking in Bed... :) Call the Fire Department, this one's a HOT HEAD!
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Gotchya Ear Plugs
These Gotchya Plugs Reek FUN! Normally called “The Circle Game”, the Goal is to make this Hand Gesture below your Waist, and then get People to Look at it. That’s it! They LOOK… “GOTCHYA!” Simple, Funny, and it always…
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Soft Kitty Necklace
Soft Kitty is a Song that Sheldon’s Mother (on The Big Bang Theory) used to Sing to Sheldon when he was Sick as a Child. Today, he still Requests his Caretaker to Sing this Song to him whenever he…
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Miley Cyrus Dangle Earrings
I know you want to get your TWERK on! Just picture shaking that Booty with these Dangly Earrings licking your face and hair. STUNNING! Talk about a Show Stopper! Insane!
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Home of the Brave Ring
“O’er the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave!” The Star Spangled Banner is a Song we all Know and Love. So Cover your Heart because we’re about to get all Patriotic on you. Featuring a…
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Vanitas Memento Mori Locket
I’ve never seen a Locket like this in my life. INSANE! It’s a Curious and Discrete, Hinged Locket for the Sentimental. Keep something Cherished inside the Rotten Brain Corpse. AWESOME and CREEPY!
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Fake Nose Ring
LMAO! With April Fools coming, tell everyone you got a nose ring. And then when you see them, show them this… HA! It’s a nose ring! A funny ring, with a polymer clay nose on top. And what’s even…