Blue Diamond Love Bird Necklace
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Sisyphus Watch
Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…
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Butt Nuggets Cufflinks
Plop Plop… It’s Nuggets, from your Butt. Butt Nuggets refer to Solid Waste Matter Passed out from the Body. Un-Wiped Pieces, Danglers. Excrement. Discharge from the Rectum. It’s also a Term of Dislike… “That Guy is such a Butt-Nugget!”…
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Gingerbread Man Belly Ring
OMG! This Belly Button Navel Ring is the Cutest Thing… A Festive and Fun Dangle Belly Button that’s Ideal for the Holidays and Christmas. Featuring a Gingerbread Man, with the Most Darling Smile, Adorned with a Pink Bow, a…
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Queen Booger Bracelet
LMAO! I Can’t Stop Laughing at this Bracelet. If I wore it, I would Laugh all day. It’s Funny Gross… It’s the Lovely Image Captured of the Queen of England, Queen Elizabeth II, Digging for Gold with her Royal…
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Spider Inlay Bug Plugs
Creepy, Crawly, Ugly, Buggy, Spiders… Everyone LOVES them, right? Well now you can display these Wonderful Nightmares with Ear Plugs that Encase all the Legs of the Spider forever in Plastic! COOL!
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Stingray Leather Wedding Band
OMG! Talk about Kick Ass! I’ve NEVER seen a Wedding Band like this… EVER! It’s so COOL! It’s a Handmade Wedding Ring that uses Stingray Leather and Gold! WOW! Just WOW! This is a Perfect for those who Prefer…