“Oh what do I have for Dinner??? Hmmmm…” Because this Rat Fetus Ear Plug has certainly made me hungry. Such a Darling Cute Thing… Hairless, Pink, Curled up in Snug Little Ball… And Stuffed in your Hole, no doubt….

What the Flying F… It’s a Crazy Pendant that’s Frightening, and hey, Finger Food! A Pendant called “Dont F@%# With Carlos”, and trust me, I WON’T! A Great, Creepy, Realistic Dental Acrylic Finger, Chopped off, Severed, Bloody, and that…

Boy if you Chew Nails, you’ll LOVE this Necklace. Five Lovely Fingernails to Bite and Gnaw on… Five Delicate Yummy Fingers, Dangling from a Cable Chain that will look so Dire and Dark and Severed around your Neck. A…

What a Great Idea for Cufflinks… Personalized Birthday Cufflinks! COOL! They Feature your Birthday in Big Bold Numbers, along with the Text: YOU HAVE HIT “and then your Birthday Age”, followed by Love “Your Name” XXX… (You can Personalize…

OMG! Keep the Toddlers Fingers from these Earrings, because they’re Corgi Butts, and they are Lovingly Adorable. Fun Doggie Earrings, Colorful Corgis, Facing Away, giving you the time of day… With nothing but a Butt, and a Big Black…

What a Beautiful Camouflage Wedding Set; Her Engagement Ring and Wedding Band, and HIS Matching Band, as well. Featuring a Camo Wedding TRIO Set, with His and Her Bands, PERSONALIZED with your Names, Dates or Special Message Engraved inside….