I smell something Cooking… And it ain’t you, because you’re out on the town wearing these Spiffy KFC Cufflinks! Cool Cufflinks that’ll make you lick your fingers. Really!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE these Dragon Eye Cufflinks! HOW COOL! The Eyes are so Awesome! The Detail, the Slit, OMG it’s staring at me! How neat will these be on your Sleeves? MUST HAVE NOW!

If you Watched the Movie “The Island” in 2005, with Lincoln Six Echo (Ewan McGregor), then you’ll remember this ID Bracelet. One Swipe on the Console is all you need to get things Moving… And now, this Awesome Replica…

It’s like a Time Warp… Only it’s Albert Einstein and the Theory of Relativity… You know, he Determined that the Laws of Physics are the same for all Non-Accelerating Observers, and that the Speed of Light is the same…

CRAP! This tyke is SCARYYYYY! It’s a Baby Vampire all wrapped up in a Cozy Black Blanket. Hell, throw it in the Trash, because this Blood Sucker is gonna grow up, and BITE your Neck! But first, this Clay…

“You know what’s Fun about being Sober?” “Nothing!” “What’s a Man’s Idea of a Balanced Diet?” “A Beer in each Hand!” HA! More? Okay… “What is a Rednecks Last Words?” “HERE, HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!” Bah ha…