“Get outta the Bath Tub, there’s a SHARKKKKKKKK!” Oh, never mind… This Ultra-Cool Belly Barbell Ring is a Shark Attack waiting to Happen! It’s a Split Shark that separates and goes through your Belly Button Piercing… AWESOME!

Gobble Gobble… That’s Me. On Thanksgiving… Looking like a Couch Cushion… For Thanksgiving is coming, and so are the Carbs. Tons of them. And you know where they’ll go? Right in my Belly. Just like this Darling Turkey Belly…

You know that Nipple Shield that Janet Jackson wore During her Superbowl Wardrobe Malfunction??? Well, if she had this one on, maybe her Career wouldn’t have Died… Because this Tribal Sun Nipple Ring is COOL! Cast in Surgical Stainless…

LMAO… Any Mom-to-be that wears this… Is a MOM I’d like to meet! HA! It’s a MILF Belly Button Ring, made exclusively for Pregnant Women! WOW! Made with an Adjustable and Flexible 14 Gauge Barbell, this Belly Ring will…

Nothing would look better on your Dead Body, than a Zombie… Right? And it looks just as SWEET when you’re living… Almost! For this Belly Button Navel Ring is Creepy Good Fun. A Pink and Purple Cupcake… WITH A…

Oh the Death Card… No Better Card to Dangle across your Face. Dire, Deadly, and IDEAL for Halloween. Fun Tarot Earrings, Handmade, Dangling with the Death Card, these Beautifully Made Earrings are Tin Copper Earrings, with the Image of…