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Evil Clown Lapel Pin
YIKES! Holy Crap… IT’s Clown Day Today… The Premier of Stephen King’s IT… And it’s Scary as Hell. Just like this Creepy Ass Clown Pin, the things of Horrors and Nightmares and Red Balloons. A Colorful Enamel Lapel Pin/Brooch…
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Crystal Pave TuRnUp Pendant
(NO, that doesn’t say TRUMP, that’s what I thought at first, too) It says TURNUP… (That’s NOT turnip… a root vegetable commonly grown in temperate climates worldwide for its white, bulbous taproot), NO! It says (hashtag) TURN UP, meaning…
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Yao Ming Meme Watch
LMAO! It’s the Yao Ming Meme Watch! HA HA! Based off a Stillshot Photograph of Yao Ming Captured from a Post-Game Press Conference in May 2009, this Hand Drawn MEME went VIRAL FAST! What Time is it? Who Cares,…
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Zipper Dangle Nipple Ring
That’s exactly what I was thinking… Wouldn’t it be Cool to Unzip your Nip? HA! Well, now you can with these Colorful CZ Zipper Dangle Nipple Rings. Looking like a Gemstone Zipper, the Barbell is Invisible, so it looks…
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Dead Bunny Necklace
LMAO! A Dead Bunny Necklace… Perfect for Easter, right? Well, this Necklace is 14k Gold Plated, 16″ (with a 3″ Extender), and Features Three Upside-Down Dead Hares. HA! Superstitious says that Rabbits Feet are Good Luck, and now, with…
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Waffle and Syrup Ring
If I owned this Ring, my Stomach would be Growling all day, because this Food Ring LOOKS REAL! Small, Miniature Waffles, Drenched with Syrup and Butter… YUM! I can almost Smell them now… Made out of Polymer Clay, Glaze,…












