I Have the Strongest Nipples in Town!
Made of 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, this Dumbbell (Not Spelled Dumbell) is Simple, Awesome, and Close to your Heart! Comes in many Lengths and MM to choose from. Sold Individually! So Buy Two, otherwise one Nipple will be Bigger than the other... Right?
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Whatever Watch
Oh Boy… Whatever! We all feel like that sometimes. It doesn’t matter what the Time really is… It just is! Bleh… And this Whatever Wrist Watch sure sums it up well. The Numbers on the Face of the Watch…
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Christmas Emoji Charm Bracelet
LOL What a Great Idea. Something that all the young folks will adore… A Christmas Emoji Charm Bracelet, featuring Classic Smiley Emoji Faces, all wearing Bright Red Santa Hats! How FUN! Strung on a Classic Charm Bracelet, with an…
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Microlight Watch Clip
This Beautiful Pocket Watch made by the Dakota Watch Company, is SO PRACTICAL! This is NOT your ordinary Pocket Watch, or any Watch for that matter. This Watch you Clip onto your Belt Loop and carry with you… IT’S…
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Fake Joint Cheater Plugs
Awesomeeeeeee! These Ear Plugs will really make People Stop and Stare! (Parents, Siblings, Grandparents, Cops, your Boss…) HA! I can only Imagine. These Fake Cheater Plugs (Sold as a Pair) are made out of Crocodile Wood, Hand Painted, and…
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Meteorite Wedding Band
Just Beautiful! I am in LOVE with this Ring! The Colors of the Green Box Elder Burl Wood is Stunning! And Spliced right down the Center of the Ring… A Strip of REAL Meteorite! Really! It’s from OUTER SPACE!…
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Large Zombie Tooth Charm Bead
Totally Messed up… And Loving IT! This Zombie Tooth is CHILLING CREEPY and Full of Awesome Detail! WOW! A Bead for your Charm Bracelet, that looks just like a Zombie Tooth. Full of Decay, Rotting, Gross and Morbid… Perfect…












