Dumbbell Barbell Nipple Ring
Body Builders, Fitness Buffs, Muscle Heads, Exercise Fanatics… This is your Nipple Ring! Looking like a Dumbbell, this Bar goes through your Flesh! No Pain, No Gain! This Weight Lifting Dumbbell is no Dumbbell at all! It’s Sharp!
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I Have the Strongest Nipples in Town!
Made of 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, this Dumbbell (Not Spelled Dumbell) is Simple, Awesome, and Close to your Heart! Comes in many Lengths and MM to choose from. Sold Individually! So Buy Two, otherwise one Nipple will be Bigger than the other... Right?
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Rainbow Hip Hop Teeth
LMAO! Oh Boy… These will make you Colorful… They’ll match your Personality! It’s Hip-Hop Teeth that will make your Gold Grills stand out in a crowd. Fun Grill Set with Rainbow Colors that Slip over your Teeth; Tops and…
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Panda Pendant
“What’s black, white, black, white, black, white?” “A panda rolling down a hill.” “What’s black and white and red all over?” “A panda in a blender.” “What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?” “A panda that’s…
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Roasted Peanuts Ring
The Whole World is Nuts! Including YOU! So why not Buy a Bag of Peanuts to Wear on your Finger? This Cute Green Bag is Filled with Roasted Peanuts that look YUMMY… Made out of Plastic, Adhesive, and a…
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McDonald’s McMuffin Ring
LMAO! I tell you, I don’t Eat a lot of McDonald’s Food, BUT I LOVE THEIR BREAKFAST! They have the BEST Breakfast Sandwiches and Pancakes… YUM! And this Ring, looks just like a McDonald’s Sausage, Egg, and Cheese McMuffin!…
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Condom Necklace
A Real Un-Lubricated Colored Condom hung from a 27-inch Silver Ball Chain with a LICK ME Charm dangling below. Need I say more? HA! Wear it with Pride! Wear it for FUN! Just Wear it!
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Health Mana Magic Counter Ring
Bring on the tournament gaming… Easily count your health, mana, hit points, life… Any critical points you want to keep track of with just one twist of the ring. With two spinning sets of numbers you can go from…
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