Dumbbell Barbell Nipple Ring
Body Builders, Fitness Buffs, Muscle Heads, Exercise Fanatics… This is your Nipple Ring! Looking like a Dumbbell, this Bar goes through your Flesh! No Pain, No Gain! This Weight Lifting Dumbbell is no Dumbbell at all! It’s Sharp!
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I Have the Strongest Nipples in Town!
Made of 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Grade Stainless Steel, this Dumbbell (Not Spelled Dumbell) is Simple, Awesome, and Close to your Heart! Comes in many Lengths and MM to choose from. Sold Individually! So Buy Two, otherwise one Nipple will be Bigger than the other... Right?
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Cash Only Belly Ring
LMAO! Cash Only! HA! Don’t we all know people like this? Whether you’re Working the Streets, Hustling, Winning the Lotto, or Getting a Job Under the Table, it’s all the SAME… CASH ONLY DUDE! :) Green Backs RULE! If…
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Pepperoni Pizza Ear Plugs
YUM OH YUM! These are my kind of Ear Plugs! Plugs that look just like Pepperoni Pizzas. My Mouth is Watering now. They look so Real, so Tasty, Gooey, HOT…. I think I’m going to Lick them! Really! That’s…
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Raven Claw Crystal Ball Ring
STUNNING! This crystal ball is not only beautiful and mysterious, but it’s the perfect size for a ring. A crystal ball sphere, approx. 3/4″ wide, made out of quartz crystal, which is a 7 on the moh’s scale of…
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Anubis Ring
Anubis is the God of Embalming and the Dead. And if that doesn’t make you want this Kick-Ass Egyptian Ring, then maybe this will: Since Jackals were often seen in Cemeteries, the Ancient Egyptians believed that the Anubis watched…
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Dakota Watch Knife Clip
Perfect for the Gadget Junkies, this Dakota Knife Clip is an All-In-One Multi-Tool Watch made with a Stainless Steel Knife, Scissors, LED Microlight, and an Integrated Compass. It’s Kick Ass Cool! It Makes me Want to go Camping or…
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Olive Earrings
“What’s the Name of the Ninth Reindeer?” “Olive the other Reindeer!” Groan… But not these Earrings, they are Colorful Cocktail Martini Olives, that Dangle from Toothpicks from your Ears. Yummy! Looking just like Real Olives, these Green Delights are…
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