Dumbbell Tongue Ring
Hey Dumbbell… Mr. Muscles! Beef Cake! How about a Weight for your Tongue? Do some Heavy Lifting with this Cool and Sleek Dumbbell Barbell Tongue Ring. It looks just like a Real Dumbbell. How many Curls can you do? Stick it in your Hole and find out. :p
Dumbbell Tongue Barbell Ring
This Tongue Ring is Cool Cool Cool. Made out of 14 Gauge, 316L Implant Grade Surgical Stainless Steel, 5/8" Long, with a 5mm Ball, this Dumbbell is Ready for Action... "I almost got Kicked out of the Gym Today. I got caught with a Six Pack and 2 Guns!" :) If you're into Weights, Body Building, or just looking like a Dumbbell, this Tongue Ring is for you! :)
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Eyeball Cufflinks
A Man went to an Eye Specialist to get his Eyes Tested and asked the Doctor, “Will I be able to Read after Wearing Glasses?” “Yes, of Course,” said the Doctor, “No Problems at all!” “Oh! How Nice,” Replied…
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Ouija Eye Ring
“…The Better to Scream and Run away…” For it’s an All-Seeing Eye that’s Creepy as F… A Bright Blue Ouija Eyeball, that Sees the Past, the Present and the Future. Highly Unsettling Dire Eye, the Guidance of the Spirit…
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Turkey Leg Day Dog Tag Necklace
Nice… So true, too! It’s a Great Dog Tag Necklace for all those FIT… To sit at the Thanksgiving table. HA! A Dog Tag (About 1.8″ by 1.1″), made out of Aluminum Metal reading “The Only Leg Day I…
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Facepalm Tie Tack
LMAO! Okay all you Star Trek Geeks, this TIE TACK is PERFECT for YOU! It Features the Quite Funny Meme, Jean-Luc Picard doing a Facepalm, and it just makes me LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH! Cast as a Tie Pin, this…
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Unicorn Poop Ring
Unicorns are Real! They’re just Fat and Grey and we call them Rhinos! Right? Well… This Unicorn is REAL, because I’ve got the Poop to Prove it! Unicorn Rainbow Colored Poop on a Ring! How Lovely! Cute Stars though!
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Steam-Powered Calibrator Watch
WOW! This is a Steampunk’s Dream come true… A totally Kick-Ass Wrist Watch that’s a Steam-Powered Calibrator. And yes, it’s simply EXCITING in detail. A Stunning Apparatus of a Rare Mid-Victorian Invention, measuring the Decay of Time using Carnot’s…
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