Dumbbell Tongue Barbell Ring
This Tongue Ring is Cool Cool Cool. Made out of 14 Gauge, 316L Implant Grade Surgical Stainless Steel, 5/8" Long, with a 5mm Ball, this Dumbbell is Ready for Action... "I almost got Kicked out of the Gym Today. I got caught with a Six Pack and 2 Guns!" :) If you're into Weights, Body Building, or just looking like a Dumbbell, this Tongue Ring is for you! :)
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Cute Zombie Girl Belly Ring
Adorable! What a Cute Little Girl… Awwww! “RAWRRRRR!” Don’t be Fooled, this Girl BITES! For it’s a Zombie Girl with Red Nightmare-Inducing Blinging Crystal Eyes and a Creepy Sinister Stitched Mouth. Scary Doll Belly Ring, that’s Perfect for your…
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Grumpy Cat Rubber Bracelet
LMFAO! I LOVE Grumpy Cat… And I think Half the Internet does too. He’s just too Damned Funny! And this Bracelet is just what the Rest of the Grumpy World needs… A Grumpy Cat Rubber Bracelet that reads: I…
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Fake Diamond Necklace
LMAO! This Diamond Pendant is 25mm Wide… Do you know how BIG of a Carat Weight that would be if it were REAL? Only around 13 Carats… HA! That’s HUGE! But NOW, you can get that Mucho Grande Look…
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Goomba Drop Earrings
Goombas are one of the Major Species of the Super Mario Series and are among Mario, Luigi, Yellow Toad and Blue Toad’s most Persistent Foes. And NOW, they actually make for some very Fun, Adorable, and Colorful Earrings! The…
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Banana Charm
What a Cute Charm… It’s a Banana Charm that looks like a Real Banana… Just Smaller! With the Banana Peeled back, and attached to a Lobster Clasp, this Fruit will go where ever you go. Clip it on your…
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Closer I Farted Pendant
LMAO! Oh man, this is Evil… But Funny as Hell. For everyone will want to read your Pendant (it’s Human Nature). And they’ll lean in, start to read, get closer because the font gets smaller and smaller… and WHAM!…












