“Far Out Man! This Bracelet is KEWLLLL!” It’s a Paracord Bracelet that’s unlike any you’ve ever Seen before… It’s Tokable! This Bracelet is actually a Well-Disguised Tobacco Pipe and Bowl that you can use for whatever Enjoyment you find….

LMAO! I LOVE this Cute Charm Bracelet. Simple. Elegant. And Zombie-ish! HA! HOW COOL! It’s a Classic Chain Link Charm Bracelet that Features one Square Dangling Charm, with 18 Clear Crystals framing a Cute, but Crazy Hungry Zombie! Fun…

YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)

You know what I like about Sushi? Nothing! You know what I like about this Necklace? Everything! It’s Fake Sushi that looks just like the Real thing! Created out of Hard Plastic, you can almost Smell the Raw Fishy…

The Spinning Second Hand Spirals around the Watch Face, which represents Higgs Decaying into other Bosons. It also Tells the TIME! :) It’s the Perfect Watch for Intellectual Friends, Family and Particle Physicists.

CRAZY CRAZY RING! It’s a Ring that’s Gross enough, they just may Rush you to the Hospital! Put this Ring on and it really does look like your Fingers been Chopped, Sawed, and Mutilated. COOL STUFF! Play some Fun…