Eat Your Veggies Earrings
I HATED Tomatoes growing up. I Despised them. I would pick them out of my Chili as a Kid and Whip them into the Next Room when no one was looking… True Story! The Dog would then Eat them. HA! At least Someone Liked them! :) Just like these Creepy Sad Earrings… Eat Your Veggies!
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Veggies Vegetable Food Earrings
These Earrings are Creepy Cool. Featuring a Sad Drama Face (Tragedy), a Brass Knife and Fork, along with one Pewter Carrot Dangling from one Ear, and some Beets from the other... Gross, eh? Which Reminds me of this Joke: “What's the Difference Between Boogers and Broccoli?” “Kids Don’t Eat Broccoli!” HA! These Fun Earrings are made out of Vintage Copper Plated Brass, Pewter, and Sterling Silver. They will Certainly make a Great Conversation Piece! Now, where's that Dog?
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Asparagus Ring
Asparagus is a Spring Vegetable, a Flowering Perennial Plant Species in the Genus Asparagus. Once Classified in the Lily Family, like Onions and Garlic, the Liliaceae has been Split and the Onion-Like Plants are now in the Family of…
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Creepy Human Teeth Ring
OMG… This is INSANE! It’s a Human Teeth Ring, that has more Teeth than my Uncle Huck. Seriously! Talk about a Hoot… Got a Toothpick? Featuring a Handmade Ring, Teeth in Fleshy Gross Gums, Sculpted from Polymer Clay and…
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Sterling Silver Human Ear Ring
“WHAT????” Can’t Hear? Maybe you don’t wanna Hear, but with this Ear, maybe you will hear the Laughter… For it’s a Very Tiny Human Ear, crafted out of Solid .925 Sterling Silver, that’s Shaped like an Ear, rather small…
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Facebook Like Cufflinks
Set your Mood with your Cuffs! Featuring the Facebook “Like” Button on one Cuff Link, and the sometimes very necessary “Dislike” Button on the opposite Cuff. Cool Concept, if only life were this easy! :)
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Lego Tie Bar
You know you’re moving on up in the World when you wear a Lego Tie Bar! HA! Legos have been around since 1949. Manufactured in Denmark, these Colorful Interlocking Plastic Bricks have brought Kids Endless Hours of Fun and…
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Ew, People Necklace
LMAO! I feel this way a LOT! I like to sit and Watch People, yep, I’m a People Watcher. And I’m always like EWWWWWW! People are either Really Stupid, Really Ugly, or Really Weird. And this Pendant will make…
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