Eat Your Veggies Earrings
I HATED Tomatoes growing up. I Despised them. I would pick them out of my Chili as a Kid and Whip them into the Next Room when no one was looking… True Story! The Dog would then Eat them. HA! At least Someone Liked them! :) Just like these Creepy Sad Earrings… Eat Your Veggies!
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Veggies Vegetable Food Earrings
These Earrings are Creepy Cool. Featuring a Sad Drama Face (Tragedy), a Brass Knife and Fork, along with one Pewter Carrot Dangling from one Ear, and some Beets from the other... Gross, eh? Which Reminds me of this Joke: “What's the Difference Between Boogers and Broccoli?” “Kids Don’t Eat Broccoli!” HA! These Fun Earrings are made out of Vintage Copper Plated Brass, Pewter, and Sterling Silver. They will Certainly make a Great Conversation Piece! Now, where's that Dog?
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Witch Broom Necklace
Get on your Broom and RIDEEEEE! For it’s a Witchy Night and this Broom is going to put a Spell on you… A Broom made out of Kyanite, Black as the Cat, Wrapped in Copper Wire around a Creepy…
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Thermometer Earrings
“Mix a Little Bit of Ah, Ah, With a Little Bit of Ah, Ah, It’s Gettin Hot in Here, So Take off all your Clothes…” Just like Nelly Sings, it’s HOT in Ear! And with these COOL Thermometer Earrings,…
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Waffle Necklace
This Necklace makes me Drool! It looks just like a Waffle with Melted Butter Dripping and Filled with Maple Syrup! YUMMMMMMMY! It looks so Realistic, I could eat about 80 of these! CRUNCH!
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Teratoma Tumor Brooch
This Brooch reminds me of Bozo… Just saying. It’s a Crazy-Ass Brooch Pin like you’ve never seen… Unless you’ve had a Tumor removed. For this Handmade Brooch is a Teratoma Tumor. Teratomas can have tissue or organ components like:…
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Bold Colorful Cuff Bracelet
In High School, I gave my Girlfriend my Class Ring to Wear. It was too big for her Finger and she had to wrap Thread around the band just to make it Fit… Sort of like this Crazy and…
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Peanuts Ear Jacket Earrings
A D O R A B L E! Ain’t no bond like the bond between Charlie Brown and Snoopy. It’s Pawsome! And these Fun, Dangly Earrings will make you feel like a Kid again. Charming Characters from the Peanuts…
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