24kt Gold Plated Gold Mine Ring
Just imagine the look on her Face when you give her a Ring that's a GOLD MINE! Let the RUSH begin. :) This Handmade Ring is Cast in Brass and Covered in Beautiful 24kt Gold. It really is every Man's Utopia... Something within Reach but Unobtainable. RICHES! And, the Size of the Hole in each Layer Increases or Decreases in-line with the TRUE Fluctuating Market Value of Gold at the time of Order! Now that's COOL! So Quit Digging a Hole for yourself. Let someone else, and BUY THIS BLING! :)
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Blood Shot Eye Ear Plugs
These are Awesome… And Eye-Popping! It’s Ear Gauge Plugs… That are Eyes! Bloodshot Eyeballs that are Gory, Graphic, Gnarly, and come in many Different Gauges (12mm, 18mm, 20mm). Blue Pupils. Red Veins. Bulging from your Lobes… HOW COOL! And…
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Dragon Claw Belly Ring
Just like Smaug Guarding his Gems and Metals, this Dragon Claw is Wicked Cool! Featuring a very Detailed Dragon Claw made out of 316L Surgical Steel, these Four Fingered Mystical Creature Claws are Grasping a Glistening Prism Ball that…
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Gold Mine Ring
Remember the Song, “She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft” by Jerry Reed, Wellllll… Here’s her RING! LOL! It’s a Gold Mine Ring that sorta looks like a Gold Mine, but it also looks like the thing that…
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I Heart Rosie Palm Pendant
LOL That Rosie Palmer, she Tickles my Funny Bone… er, Bone… eh… Well, we all know who Rosie Palm is, you know, the Lady you’ll be Spending a Quiet Evening with Tonight… Yeah! Rosie Palm and her Five Sisters……
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Candy Charm Bracelet
These Handmade Plastic Candy Charms are Super Cute! This Adorable 7″ Charm Bracelet is LOADED with Candy Charms (Single Sided) from the 80’s. They are Sealed 3 times with an Acrylic Sealer for Maximum Durability. YUMMMM!
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Rebel Scum Bracelet
LOL I LOVE this Bracelet! Inspired by the Famous Quote by the Imperial Stormtrooper “Stop Right There, You Rebel Scum!” (From Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi) comes this Awesome Leather Cuff Bracelet that reads “REBEL…












