Gold Mine Ring
Remember the Song, “She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft” by Jerry Reed, Wellllll… Here’s her RING! LOL! It’s a Gold Mine Ring that sorta looks like a Gold Mine, but it also looks like the thing that Ate Tom Cruise in the War of the Worlds Movie. If you know what I’m talking about. HA! And this Gold Mine is really, truly GOLD! As Gold as Gold can be. SWEET! :)
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24kt Gold Plated Gold Mine Ring
Just imagine the look on her Face when you give her a Ring that's a GOLD MINE! Let the RUSH begin. :) This Handmade Ring is Cast in Brass and Covered in Beautiful 24kt Gold. It really is every Man's Utopia... Something within Reach but Unobtainable. RICHES! And, the Size of the Hole in each Layer Increases or Decreases in-line with the TRUE Fluctuating Market Value of Gold at the time of Order! Now that's COOL! So Quit Digging a Hole for yourself. Let someone else, and BUY THIS BLING! :)
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Gothic Skull Engagement Ring
Oh Nice… Talk about a Black Heart. HA! It’s the Most Awesome Gothic Engagement Ring you’ll find yet. Featuring an Engagement Ring, with a 2.85 Carat Round, Black Moissanite (Man-Made Diamond), set in 6 Prongs and Surrounded by Black…
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Dinosaur Bone Meteorite Ring
I can’t get enough of Jewelry by Johan. They make the most Awesome Rings and Wedding Bands on Earth! And this one is a 8mm Men’s Band Featuring 3 Distinctly Different Materials all set in Titanium (Which is Awesome…
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The Small Nub Pendant
Okay, this just makes me Laugh… Talk about a “Gag” Gift… NOT! It’s a Small Nub Pendant, that’s well, a Small Nub. Featuring Two Cherries and a Dingle Doo-Hoo, this Pendant is a HOOT! Tiny, Small, just 7/8” Long…
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Pork and Beans Fart Earrings
Oh these Earrings are Little Stinkers… Funny Cans of Pork and Beans with a Lovely “POOT” Dangling off the Bottom like a Dingleberry. How Cute! Unusual, Clever, Fun, and hey FARTS! Little Paper Wrapped Plastic, Lightweight, with Oxidized Copper…
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Fart Ninja Bracelet
Fart Ninjas are Silent but Deadly! The Farts Sneak up on you and Strike when you least expect it. Many times Farts can happen in Elevators. And all you can do is Gasp in Misery. Often it’s so Bad,…
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Smiling Male Pendant
LMAO! This Necklace Cracks me up… It’s a Smiling Male, with Red Swim Trunks, that when you Wear him, he Stands in your…. your… Well You KNOW! It’s like a Mountain Climber, only Smiling, with his Hands on his…
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