Gold Mine Ring
Remember the Song, “She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft” by Jerry Reed, Wellllll… Here’s her RING! LOL! It’s a Gold Mine Ring that sorta looks like a Gold Mine, but it also looks like the thing that Ate Tom Cruise in the War of the Worlds Movie. If you know what I’m talking about. HA! And this Gold Mine is really, truly GOLD! As Gold as Gold can be. SWEET! :)
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24kt Gold Plated Gold Mine Ring
Just imagine the look on her Face when you give her a Ring that's a GOLD MINE! Let the RUSH begin. :) This Handmade Ring is Cast in Brass and Covered in Beautiful 24kt Gold. It really is every Man's Utopia... Something within Reach but Unobtainable. RICHES! And, the Size of the Hole in each Layer Increases or Decreases in-line with the TRUE Fluctuating Market Value of Gold at the time of Order! Now that's COOL! So Quit Digging a Hole for yourself. Let someone else, and BUY THIS BLING! :)
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Laceration Bracelet
You know, this reminds me of that night that I got stuck inside the Dryer with a Butcher Knife… HA! Alright, that didn’t happen… at night. But with this INSANE Bracelet, people will think it did. Resembling something that…
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Flying Saucer Ring
A flying Saucer is a type of Flying Craft with a Disc or Saucer-Shaped Body, commonly used to refer to any Anomalous Flying Object. The Term was Coined in 1947 but was Officially Supplanted by the US Air Force…
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Grumpy Banana Belly Button Ring
LMAO! This Belly Button Navel Ring makes me Laugh. And I have no idea what it means either… It’s just Stupid and Silly and the Most Fun your Belly could have in a long time… A Grumpy Banana, Dangling…
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Tribal Spider Nipple Shield
I LOVE Waking up in the Middle of the Night to find Spiders on my Chest… Such FUN! And for those that wear this Shield, Squeamish BEWARE! It’s a Fright Sight you may NEVER FORGET! “SPIDER!!!!!”
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Holiday Snowman Earrings
Will it Snow before Christmas? That’s the only time I like to see it, Christmas Eve… And then it can all go away. But this Year, whether Rain, Shine or Snow, you can still have your Fun with the…
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Secret Agent Cufflinks
These Personalized Secret Agent Cufflinks are COOL! You can get three Initials Engraved on the outside of these Cuffs, and then they Unscrew to reveal a Hidden Compartment, AND a Secret Message inside!
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