Gold Mine Ring
Remember the Song, “She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft” by Jerry Reed, Wellllll… Here’s her RING! LOL! It’s a Gold Mine Ring that sorta looks like a Gold Mine, but it also looks like the thing that Ate Tom Cruise in the War of the Worlds Movie. If you know what I’m talking about. HA! And this Gold Mine is really, truly GOLD! As Gold as Gold can be. SWEET! :)
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24kt Gold Plated Gold Mine Ring
Just imagine the look on her Face when you give her a Ring that's a GOLD MINE! Let the RUSH begin. :) This Handmade Ring is Cast in Brass and Covered in Beautiful 24kt Gold. It really is every Man's Utopia... Something within Reach but Unobtainable. RICHES! And, the Size of the Hole in each Layer Increases or Decreases in-line with the TRUE Fluctuating Market Value of Gold at the time of Order! Now that's COOL! So Quit Digging a Hole for yourself. Let someone else, and BUY THIS BLING! :)
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Dumbbell Barbell Belly Ring
Do You Even Lift Bro? With this Dumbbell Belly Button Ring you will… This Stainless Steel Navel Ring is Perfect for the Fit, Buff, Gym Rat. Curved for Comfort, it looks just like a Real Barbell with a Threaded…
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Corny Earrings
Resin simulation food earrings that look like corn on the cob. Yellow, buttery, cut in sections, It even has a stalk… How quaint. Buy some ears today! So then, why were the corn stalks afraid of Jimmy? Because Jimmy…
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Cosmic Cat Ear Plug
This is one Crazy Cosmic Cat, with Laser Eyes, in a Galaxy Screw Fit Ear Plug! HA! Wear this Plug in your Ear and you’ll be the Ear that gets Noticed! Cosmic Cat will ZAP the Universe with his…
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Black Spider Belly Ring
You can never trust a Spider… They like to Spin things and Post things on the Web. :) Right? HA! If you Like Spiders, and who doesn’t, this Spider will look Grand crawling up your Belly! It’s Creepy, it’s…
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Vicious Apple Earrings
NICE, REAL NICE! That’s my kind of Fruit! Handmade Apple Earrings that look Good enough to Eat… If you Dare. Because these Apples are VICIOUS! With Evil Eyes, a Devilish Grin, and Teeth Baring Knives… It’s a Pair of…
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Two Left Feet Earrings
LOL We all know that person who has Two Left Feet… You know, it’s a person who is Clumsy or Awkward, especially while Dancing! Ha! They have Two Left Feet… Just like this Funny Pair of Earrings. Hand Carved…
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