Gold Mine Ring
Remember the Song, “She Got The Goldmine, I Got The Shaft” by Jerry Reed, Wellllll… Here’s her RING! LOL! It’s a Gold Mine Ring that sorta looks like a Gold Mine, but it also looks like the thing that Ate Tom Cruise in the War of the Worlds Movie. If you know what I’m talking about. HA! And this Gold Mine is really, truly GOLD! As Gold as Gold can be. SWEET! :)
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24kt Gold Plated Gold Mine Ring
Just imagine the look on her Face when you give her a Ring that's a GOLD MINE! Let the RUSH begin. :) This Handmade Ring is Cast in Brass and Covered in Beautiful 24kt Gold. It really is every Man's Utopia... Something within Reach but Unobtainable. RICHES! And, the Size of the Hole in each Layer Increases or Decreases in-line with the TRUE Fluctuating Market Value of Gold at the time of Order! Now that's COOL! So Quit Digging a Hole for yourself. Let someone else, and BUY THIS BLING! :)
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Maximum Speed Belly Ring
“What comes after 69?” “Mouthwash!” LOL And with this TOO FUN Belly Navel Ring, I’m sure you’ll be hearing a TON of 69 Jokes. Enough to make your Head Spin… Er… This Belly Button Ring is a Road Sign…
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Bloody Weapons Necklace
Nice! Reminds me of my last Dentist Visit… It didn’t end well. For her! :) Looking for a Bloody Weapon? Something Sick, Twisted, and PERFECT for Halloween? Well these Bloody 16″ Necklaces are just the thing. Viscous Weapons, Saws,…
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Barbed Wire Rubber Bracelet
Talk about edgy… This Bracelet is a Rubber Bracelet that’s made to resemble Barbed Wire. Or, as some people say Barb Wire, and even “Bob Wire”! It’s Black, Thick, Stretchy Rubber, so you just Slip it over your Wrist,…
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Sausage Meat Ring
“How do you make a sausage roll?” “Push it!” Oh man, that Joke was the Wurst! But then, maybe I’m just being a Brat… I think I’m totally out of the Ballpark here, but this Ring ROCKS! That is,…
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Devil Tongue Earrings
OMG! These are Crazy Insane Creepy Cool… They are Tongue Earrings that look like they’ve been Cut right from the Devil’s Mouth! WOW!!!! They look like Real Tongues, it’s Bloody Awesome! Red, Bumpy, Slimy, Darkened… AND SPIKED at the…
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Abstract Art Earrings
These earrings are stunning. Fun, colorful abstract art earrings that will bring out the artist in you. Featuring oval discs with colored inlay and silver designs, these earrings are right up your art alley. Approx. 1.38″ x .75″, made…
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