24kt Gold Plated Gold Mine Ring
Just imagine the look on her Face when you give her a Ring that's a GOLD MINE! Let the RUSH begin. :) This Handmade Ring is Cast in Brass and Covered in Beautiful 24kt Gold. It really is every Man's Utopia... Something within Reach but Unobtainable. RICHES! And, the Size of the Hole in each Layer Increases or Decreases in-line with the TRUE Fluctuating Market Value of Gold at the time of Order! Now that's COOL! So Quit Digging a Hole for yourself. Let someone else, and BUY THIS BLING! :)
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Bloody Postcard Necklace
This postcard could be a postcard for 2020, for sure. It’s a cryptic bloody postcard, that reads “HELP ME” in blood. It also says “I LOVE YOU”, how quaint. A fun card, ideal for any horror fan. What can…
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Plumber Butt Crack Earrings
“People Keep Telling me I have a Perfect Ass… I Don’t Think So, it’s got a Crack in it!” HA! JOKE: “What’s the one Thing you’ll never see a Plumber do?” “Bite his Nails!” LMAO! And these Dangly Earrings…
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Mac and Cheese Ring
I LOVE Mac and Cheese… The Real Mac and Cheese, NOT the Off-Brand Mac. You know what I’m talking about. It’s just not the same! And this Mac and Cheese Ring, is Cute and, well, Cheesy! :)
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Acrylic Spider Web Earrings
Such Lovely, Dark and Deadly Earrings. Spider Earrings with a Wicked Black Spider Crawling down a Black Acrylic Spider Web, so Haunting and Eye-Catching! Fantastic Earrings at the Spookiest Time of the Year… Appropriately Titled: “Will you Walk into…
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Star Wars X-Wing Crystal Pendant
Such a Beautifully Detailed X-Wing Pendant… So Perfect for the Star Wars Geek. It’s an X-Wing Fighter, Cast in Metal and Dangling from a Link Chain. Plus, it has the Iconic Crystal Laser Beams shooting out of its Laser…
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Titanium Escape Ring
What a Great Idea! An Escape Ring! It looks like a normal Plain Wedding Band, but Hidden inside is a Stainless Steel Saw Blade and a Handcuff Shim Pick Combination Tool! Plus, it’s right where you NEED it… Your…