The Magnificent Elvis "Showstopper" Crystal Charm Bracelet
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Trailer Trash Cufflinks
“How does a Trailer Trash Girl keep from getting Pregnant?” She Screams “Dad, get off me, you’re Crushing your Smokes!” HA! You know you’re Trailer Trash when you can Spit without Opening your Mouth! You know you’re Trash when…
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Dog Poop Earrings
Well, these Earrings take the Cake. The Poo Cake that is! Turd Shaped Dog Poop Earrings that will make your Ears look like S**t! Bad Dog Owners will LOVE these… Big Steaming Piles of Poo that are Coiled up…
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Puss Herpes Infected Ear Plugs
LMAO! At first glance I thought these were Pepperoni Pizzas… HA! Instead, they have got to be the BEST pair of Ear Gauge Plugs on Earth… Can you Imagine the Comments and Reactions you’d get? Oh man… Plugs that…
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Loki’s Helmet Pendant
Loki appears as a Marvel Comics Supervillain where he consistently comes into conflict with the Superhero Thor, in the Marvel Universe his Adopted Brother and Archenemy. The Modern Version of Loki is played by Tom Hiddleston in the Movies…
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Albert Einstein Relativity Watch
It’s like a Time Warp… Only it’s Albert Einstein and the Theory of Relativity… You know, he Determined that the Laws of Physics are the same for all Non-Accelerating Observers, and that the Speed of Light is the same…
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Moby Dick Belly Ring
Moby Dick is a Novel by Herman Melville, about Captain Ahab getting Revenge on Moby Dick, a Huge White Whale who Previously Destroyed his Ship and Severed his Leg. Good thing he still has a Belly, because this Moby…