Evil Eye Belly Button Ring
A Polish Immigrant had to take an Eye Exam for a Driver’s License. The Bottom Row of the Eye Chart read: C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the Optician said. “Read it?” the Polish Guy Replied, “I know the Feller!” HA! Eye-m Sorry. That Joke Sucked, but this Evil Eye Belly Ring doesn’t. A Creepy, Cool, Blue Pupil will Adorn your Navel. Made of 316L Surgical Steel, it will see ALL! “POKE!”
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Blue Evil Eye Belly Button Navel Ring
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Wants vs Needs Watch
The Hands on this Watch are in the Form of Two Circles, one Circle is labelled “What I Want” and the other “What I Need”. As the Circles Move to Mark the Time, they Form a Relationship that Depicts…
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Glazed Donut Pendant
There are roughly 190 Calories in one Glazed Donut. One of the Best Well Known Glazed Donuts, is the Krispy Kreme Original Glazed Doughnut. Hot, Light, and Delicious. As Homer Simpson usually utters “Mmm, Donuts!”… And then you Hear…
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Wood Shark Tunnel Plug
COOL COOL Watch out for that SHARK! These Tunnel Plugs are just Awesome! Carved out of Real Crocodile Wood comes this very COOL Sharky Shark… That looks like it’s Swimming through your EAR! Beautiful, Kick Ass, and WOOD! Everyone…
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Tribal Sun Nipple Shield Ring
You know that Nipple Shield that Janet Jackson wore During her Superbowl Wardrobe Malfunction??? Well, if she had this one on, maybe her Career wouldn’t have Died… Because this Tribal Sun Nipple Ring is COOL! Cast in Surgical Stainless…
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Creepy Crawly Spider Earrings
EGADS! SPIDERS! YUCK! Want to Freak some people out? Purchase these Slick Black Spiders and stick them in your Ears. It’ll make em Scream and Run. For they look so Realistic, so Creepy, so Crawly, you can almost feel…
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Chocolate M&M Cufflinks
When there’s a Chocolate Emergency… You may Eat your Cufflinks! Just saying… Because these Yummy Realistic Pieces of Candy, look just like Chocolate Covered M&M’s. Truly… Cute M&M’s with a Brown Coating and a Lovely m… Backed with Surgical…
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