Willy Earrings
Insert Dick Joke Here… These are a Hoot! Let these Bad Boys hang from your ears, and people will start to look at you funny. But then again, if you’re wearing them, I’m sure you’re already a little fun to begin with. For these are Willy Earrings, Dangling Dongs, Berries and all, Handmade out of Polymer Clay, and ready to Adorn your Lobes! Nice Schlong! 925 Sterling Silver Hooks. Let them grow on you! :)
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Hilarious Dangle Willy Earrings
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Steampunk Gear Ring
Beautiful Beautiful Beautiful Gears Ring! Damn I love these things. This Steampunk Ring KICKS ASS! So Smooth, So Sleek, So Detailed and COOL! Gears and Rivets all the way around this Sterling Silver Ring is just Perfection. Love it,…
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Darth Vader 3-D Ring
I can almost hear “The Imperial March” now… “Dun Dun Dun DU-DU-DUN DU-DU-DUN!” I know you can hear it too! Wear this Ring and you’ll be Saying Stuff like “Don’t Fail me again, Admiral!” “He will Join us or…
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Smiling Molar Monster Brooch
Why is this Molar Smiling? Probably because it’s Bloody and Stuck to your Lapel. HA! Why else? Handmade out of High Quality Polymer Clay, this Brooch looks like a Human Molar Tooth, Smiling, with Big Blue Button Eyes (Two…
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Colorful Bamboo Watch
If you’ve never owned a Wood Watch, you should, they’re Very Very Cool. And Lightweight, it feels like you’re not even wearing a Watch. And this particular Watch is Awesome. It’s a Rainbow Colored Wood Watch, that’s made out…
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Creepy Eye Earrings
These Earrings just give me the Creeps! That’s for sure. Look at the Black Bloody Dead Eyes… GAWD! Popping outta the Flesh, these Eyes are Dangling like Pieces of Zombies and are very Demented and Gory! And that’s exactly…
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Chucky Child’s Play Watch
Charles Lee Ray (A.K.A. “The Lakeshore Strangler”, or “Chucky”) is a Fictional Character, Modeled after the True Life Story of Robert the Doll, and the Antagonist of the Child’s Play Series. Chucky is Portrayed as a Notorious Serial Killer…
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