Willy Earrings
Insert Dick Joke Here… These are a Hoot! Let these Bad Boys hang from your ears, and people will start to look at you funny. But then again, if you’re wearing them, I’m sure you’re already a little fun to begin with. For these are Willy Earrings, Dangling Dongs, Berries and all, Handmade out of Polymer Clay, and ready to Adorn your Lobes! Nice Schlong! 925 Sterling Silver Hooks. Let them grow on you! :)
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Hilarious Dangle Willy Earrings
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Master Slave Bracelets
Well aren’t you the 50 Shades of Grey one? I can see it in your Dog Collar… and your Bracelet! HA! These Bracelets say a lot about YOU and your SLAVE! It’s the Master and Slave Bracelets that are…
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Working Piston Ring
What a BEAUTIFUL Ring! Designed for Gear Heads who love Horsepower! It’s so COOL! It’s a Ring with a Piston on top, that actually WORKS! The Piston moves back and forth with a Flick of your Thumb! Kick Ass!
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Nipple Trainer Ring
Remember when Madonna Performed “Express Yourself” and came out Dressed in a Pinstripe Suit, Garters, and a Cone-Shaped Bra? Well… Now you can Achieve that same look with this Nipple Shield Ring that’s a Trainer for your NIPS. This…
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Alien Vs Predator Bracelet
WOW OH WOW! I am a HUGE HUGE HUGE Alien Fan (only watched the Movies like 50 times), AND I LOVE Predator as well. So when the Alien Versus Predator (AVP) Movie came out, I was ECSTATIC! They weren’t…
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Marshmallow Earrings
Girl, you look like one Big Treat! YUM! Slap a Hershey’s Chocolate Bar on your Ear, Top it off with a Giant Graham Cracker and BAM… SMORE HEAD! Everybody Loves Marshmallows. That’s all I Eat when I Chow down…
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King Kong Gorilla Ring
King Kong was made in 1933… Crazy old, but still a classic; A Film Crew goes to a Tropical Island for an Exotic Location Shoot and Discovers a Colossal Giant Gorilla who takes a Shine to their Female Blonde…
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