Scorpions are Predatory Arthropod Animals of the order Scorpiones within the Class Arachnida. They have Eight Legs and are easily Recognised by the Pair of Grasping Pedipalps and the Narrow, Segmented Tail, often carried in a Characteristic forward Curve…

Irresistible! I don’t know anyone who can pass up an M&M Cookie… Really. It’s like Sweet Heaven Rolled up in a Pound of Sugar… YUMMMMMMY! And now, you can Wear these Fabulous M&M’s on your Ears. Featuring M&M Cookie…

“Let Them Eat Pancake!” Right? Especially when it’s a Cat Shaped Pancake covered with Butter. YUMMMMM! A Darling Cat Pancake that’s actually a Ring. Looking like a Miniature Pancake, with Cat Ears and a Dollop of Butter, this Pancat…

Ho Ho Oh No! It’s a Lovely Little Ring Box under the Christmas Tree… She’ll Smile, she’ll Laugh with Glee, until she finds out it’s a Lump of Coal! Ha! Just imagine her Surprise! Especially after she’s been Egging…

There’s a turd circling your ear… Yeah! Actually, it’s stuck there, by your head… Talking to you. It’s a funny poop/turd emoji ear plug that will take your ear to the dump. Literally. A hand carved wooden turd, Sono…

LMAO! Now this, is Mr. Happy! Just look at that Smile… In fact, everyone will Smile when they see this Phallic Pendant around your Neck. This Thai Amulet Paladkik Wee-Wee is said to bring Wealth, Riches, Good Luck in…