Eye Stud Earrings
“What do you call a Deer with no Eye and no Genitals?” “No F-ing Eye-Deer!” HA! Oh the Jokes keep on coming… “What did one Eye say to the other Eye?” “Between you and me, something Smells!” NICE! And with these Eye Earrings… The only thing that Smells is the Blood. Bloody Frightening Eyeballs that will make your Ears SCREAM! Fun, Realistic Eyes (Monster Eyes, Zombie Eyes, Human Eyes) Stuck to Black Posts and Ready for Sticking in your Holes. Enjoy!
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Creepy Bloody Eyeball Stud Earrings
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Bloody Eyeball Ring
“Why don’t Blind People Skydive?” “It Scares the Dog!” Oh man, that Joke was so Cornea… Eye-m sorry! :) But I’m not sorry for this Ring, because it’s Eye-resistible! A Bloody Mutated Eyeball Ring that’s Eye-Popping GOOD! Creepy, Blue,…
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Snake Bone Bracelet
Wow! This bracelet is bad ass. It’s a heavy, chunky, bracelet that’s a real, genuine, snake’s bone, the spinal cord, the snake vertebrae. YIKES! REAL! And I freaking love it. Handmade by an Etsy artist, this bracelet is a…
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Poe’s Raven Engagement Ring
Edgar Allan Poe is one of my Favorite Authors of all time… “The Black Cat”, “The Pit and the Pendulum”, “The Tell-Tale Heart”, and “The Raven”, Poe was a Master at Dark, Gothic, Horror, just like this Ring! It’s…
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Bone Pendant Necklace
WOW OH WOW! Just look at this Ultra-Cool Creepy Pendant! It’s a Square Frame holding 3 BONES on a Red Background! CHILLING! What a Great Necklace to Wear! (Made by Funeral Attire no doubt!) :)
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St. Patron of Weight Loss Pendant
Whelp… There you go, there’s a Saint for everything. For this Pendant Necklace is the St. Patron of Weight Loss. Looking for a little Guidance? Some Help from Above to Shed the Fat and Keep your Weight under Control?…
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LOTR Gollum Necklace
“We Wants it, We Needs it. Must have the Precious. They Stole it from us. Sneaky Little Hobbitses. Wicked, Tricksy, False!” “No. Not Master!” “Yes, Precious…” Just like this Precious Little Pendant… It’s so Pretty! Handmade out of Polymer…
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