Severed Ear Earrings
Oh Marty… Always a crack up! Here he is doing his Vincent Van Gogh Impression! Wonderful! Just Wonderful! Nothing like a couple of Severed Ears to Brighten the Day! Eh? Wear these Ear Earrings and get some Stares! For Sure!
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"What? I Can't Ear You!"
LOL These Creepy Ear Earrings are Bloody and Realistic Looking and will make people Run and Scream! Made out of Earring Fittings, Plastic Ears, Jump Rings and Paint, these Fake Ears will stand out for MILES! Great Detail! Gory and FUN! Flesh Colored Ears with Ridges, Lobes and Ear Wax! Ya Ear me?
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Botched Ecce Homo Necklace
Remember when your Mother gave you a Perm and you Cried for Months? Well, that’s what this Pendant makes me think of. Crying! It’s the Famous Botched Face of the Ecce Homo (Restored JESUS Fresco Painting), that has turned…
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Jane Doe Toe Tag Necklace
The Names “John Doe” for Men, and “Jane Doe” for Women (Babies are “Baby Doe”, are used as Placeholder Names for a Person whose True Identity is Unknown. Usually referring to a Corpse or Hospital Patient, where the Tag…
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Arithmetic Wrist Watch
Arithmetic is the Oldest and most Elementary Branch of Mathematics that exists. It consists of the Study of Numbers, especially the Properties of the Traditional Operations between them — Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication and Division… And it makes my Brain…
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Chakra Belly Button Ring
Balance your Body with this Belly Button Ring. It’s Ideal for the Chakra for it Features all the Chakra Colors and Gems: Red for the Root Chakra, Orange for the Sacral Chakra, Yellow for the Solar Plexus Chakra, Green…
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Tattooed Boys Belly Ring
LMAO! Bad Girls, and Probably some Bad Boys would LOVE to have this Dangly Belly Button Navel Ring. It’s the “I Heart Tattooed Boys” Belly Ring that’s Eye Candy and makes a Pretty Big Statement on what you Like…
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Silver Circuit Board Ring
“How does an electrician tell if he’s working with AC or DC power?” “If it’s AC, his teeth will chatter when he grabs the conductor. If it’s DC, they just clamp together!” Oh… The joke… Binary, Engineering… Computer NERDS!…
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