Severed Ear Earrings
Oh Marty… Always a crack up! Here he is doing his Vincent Van Gogh Impression! Wonderful! Just Wonderful! Nothing like a couple of Severed Ears to Brighten the Day! Eh? Wear these Ear Earrings and get some Stares! For Sure!
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"What? I Can't Ear You!"
LOL These Creepy Ear Earrings are Bloody and Realistic Looking and will make people Run and Scream! Made out of Earring Fittings, Plastic Ears, Jump Rings and Paint, these Fake Ears will stand out for MILES! Great Detail! Gory and FUN! Flesh Colored Ears with Ridges, Lobes and Ear Wax! Ya Ear me?
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F@#K The Time Watch
What TIME is it? Who gives an F! Especially when you’re wearing this F@#K The Time Watch! Let everyone know how you really feel. :)
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Moon Ring
Talk about COOOOOOOL! This Ring is MORE than just a Ring… It’s actually the MOON! Created from Planetary Data from a Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter, this Ring has all the Mountains and Impact Craters of the Real Moon, and it…
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Final Fantasy Cactuar Earrings
LMAO! Look at these little Cactuar Earrings. HA! The Cactuar is a Recurring Enemy from the Final Fantasy Series. Cactuars are Little Cacti with Stiff Arms and Legs and Three Black Holes for their Faces. They have their own…
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Lucky Cat Dancing Pendant
Lucky Cat is actually a Japanese Beckoning Cat (called Maneki-neko). Supposed to bring Good Fortune or Good Luck to the Owner. Cast in 925 Sterling Silver, with 18K White Gold Plating (Nickel-Free, Lead-Free, and Hypoallergenic), this Cat Features Fun…
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Christmas Tree Love Pendant
Such a Great Gift to Give for Christmas… A Crystal Blinging Christmas Tree Pendant (adorned with Beautiful Red and Green Crystals), Topped with a Gold Star, and reading “LOVE” in Glistening AAA Cubic Zirconias. It’s Romantic, Stunning, and Ideal…
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