Severed Ear Earrings
Oh Marty… Always a crack up! Here he is doing his Vincent Van Gogh Impression! Wonderful! Just Wonderful! Nothing like a couple of Severed Ears to Brighten the Day! Eh? Wear these Ear Earrings and get some Stares! For Sure!
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"What? I Can't Ear You!"
LOL These Creepy Ear Earrings are Bloody and Realistic Looking and will make people Run and Scream! Made out of Earring Fittings, Plastic Ears, Jump Rings and Paint, these Fake Ears will stand out for MILES! Great Detail! Gory and FUN! Flesh Colored Ears with Ridges, Lobes and Ear Wax! Ya Ear me?
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Baby Tooth Ring
Tooth Fairies Get Ready… This RING is for YOU! It’s a Baby Molar Tooth Ring where they take your ACTUAL REAL Molar Tooth and Cast it in Silver so you can have as a Remembrance Forever! How Adorable! You…
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Voyager Steampunk Watch
What a Great Looking Watch! It’s such a Cool Concept… A Steampunk Style Voyager Watch with TWO Watch Dials, a Compass and Thermometer! All in one Very Cool Black and Brown Leather Cuff Bracelet. The Movement is Japan Quartz…
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Christmas Emoji Charm Bracelet
LOL What a Great Idea. Something that all the young folks will adore… A Christmas Emoji Charm Bracelet, featuring Classic Smiley Emoji Faces, all wearing Bright Red Santa Hats! How FUN! Strung on a Classic Charm Bracelet, with an…
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Boats and Hoes Bracelet
What is Life without your Boats and Hoes? Eh? Lay Back, Catch some Waves, Get some Sun, Wear this Bracelet… Because this Leather Cuff says it all: Boats and Hoes. Dark Yellow, Vegetable Tanned Leather Stamped with “Boats N’…
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Bio Hazard Necklace
Look out Gordon Freeman, this Half Life looking Pendant will send everyone in a frenzy. Bio Hazard is not something you want to mess with. Unless you have a crowbar. Dig?
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Halloween Devil Cufflinks
“Did you hear about the Dyslexic Devil Worshiper?” “He sold his Soul to Santa!” HA! Feeling a little Devilish? The Son of Satan? Ready to Worship the Season of the Beast??? Well, you can with these Halloween Cufflinks. Red…
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