Severed Ear Earrings
Oh Marty… Always a crack up! Here he is doing his Vincent Van Gogh Impression! Wonderful! Just Wonderful! Nothing like a couple of Severed Ears to Brighten the Day! Eh? Wear these Ear Earrings and get some Stares! For Sure!
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"What? I Can't Ear You!"
LOL These Creepy Ear Earrings are Bloody and Realistic Looking and will make people Run and Scream! Made out of Earring Fittings, Plastic Ears, Jump Rings and Paint, these Fake Ears will stand out for MILES! Great Detail! Gory and FUN! Flesh Colored Ears with Ridges, Lobes and Ear Wax! Ya Ear me?
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Death Star Bead Bracelet
Nothing like a Death Star to Brighten your Mood. It’s the Coolest Death Star you’ll see, orbiting your Wrist with Black Lava Rock (a.k.a. Anakin Skywalker Shish Kebab) Bead Bracelet. The Death Star is Cast in 316L Stainless Steel,…
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Cheese It Earrings
“What do you call Cheese that is Sad?” “Blue Cheese!” “What do you call Cheese that isn’t yours?” “Nacho Cheese!” Oh the Sad State of Cheese Jokes… They’re so Cheesy… But Still, you can’t resit em. They’re Gouda! Just…
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Red Barbie Shoes Earrings
Barbie Barbie Barbie… Why you gonna Wear these Shoes? These Shoes are what I would call “F-Me Pumps”! HA! Am I Right? Slutty Barbie with the High Heels on, Bright Red No Doubt! And they sure will look Wonderful…
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Wish Bean Necklace
A Wish Bean is a Mojo Bean, also called an African Wishing Bean. They are widely believed to have the Power to make Wishes Come True! Cool! You make an Odd Number of Wishes — either 1, 3, or…
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Gangnam Style Charm Bead
“Eh- Sexy Lady, Op op op op, Oppan Gangnam Style…” You know you want to Sing and Dance… So why not Sing and Dance with this Cute, Funny Charm Hanging off your Charm Bracelet! I can almost Feel the…
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H. R. Giger Alien Ring
YIKES! This Alien Ring is Bad Ass and Creepy! Looking just like the Alien from the Alien Movies, this Bad Boy has a Long Metal Head, snarling Teeth, and a Body that Wraps around it’s Prey… or your Finger….
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