Severed Ear Earrings
Oh Marty… Always a crack up! Here he is doing his Vincent Van Gogh Impression! Wonderful! Just Wonderful! Nothing like a couple of Severed Ears to Brighten the Day! Eh? Wear these Ear Earrings and get some Stares! For Sure!
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"What? I Can't Ear You!"
LOL These Creepy Ear Earrings are Bloody and Realistic Looking and will make people Run and Scream! Made out of Earring Fittings, Plastic Ears, Jump Rings and Paint, these Fake Ears will stand out for MILES! Great Detail! Gory and FUN! Flesh Colored Ears with Ridges, Lobes and Ear Wax! Ya Ear me?
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Severed Arms Necklace
Where is Liam Neeson when you need him? For he certainly could have helped in this TAKEN situation… It’s a Crazy-Ass, Bloody, Severed Arms Pendant featuring Two Arms, with Hands Bound, Severed at the Elbows… Talk about a Fright!…
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Green Dragon Egg Pendant
Like most Reptiles, Dragons lay Clutches of Eggs. Dragon Eggs are as Heavy as Stone, so they need to be Carried with Two Hands. The Outer Shell is Covered in Scales, with vastly Different Color Patterns between the Eggs,…
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Legba Voodoo Ring
Legba is the Gatekeeper to the Spirit World, known as Vilokan. The Rituals begin with a Prayer to Legba to open those Gates so that Participants can gain access to the other lwas. Talk about CREEPY! And hey, it…
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Gefilte Fish Earrings
Gefilte Fish is a Dish made from a Poached Mixture of Ground Deboned Fish, such as Carp, Whitefish, or Pike. It is Traditionally Served as an Appetizer by Jewish Households. And now, it’s Fishing for your Earlobes. Because these…
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Ninja Can’t See Me Pendant
A Ninja was a Covert Agent or Mercenary in Feudal Japan. The Functions of the Ninja included Espionage, Sabotage, Infiltration, and Assassination, and open Combat in certain situations. Espionage though, was the Chief Role of the Ninja. With the…
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Half Teeth and Fang Ring
Looking for a Bite Tonight? Some Creepy Crazy Ring that will make everyone Scream? Well this Half Teeth, Fang Ring, is just the thing. Handmade out of Brass, this Frightening Ring has Gums, Teeth and FANGS! Inspired by the…
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