Severed Ear Earrings
Oh Marty… Always a crack up! Here he is doing his Vincent Van Gogh Impression! Wonderful! Just Wonderful! Nothing like a couple of Severed Ears to Brighten the Day! Eh? Wear these Ear Earrings and get some Stares! For Sure!
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"What? I Can't Ear You!"
LOL These Creepy Ear Earrings are Bloody and Realistic Looking and will make people Run and Scream! Made out of Earring Fittings, Plastic Ears, Jump Rings and Paint, these Fake Ears will stand out for MILES! Great Detail! Gory and FUN! Flesh Colored Ears with Ridges, Lobes and Ear Wax! Ya Ear me?
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H. R. Giger ELP Lip Ring
I am a HUGE HUGE FAN of H. R. Giger. He’s Recognized as one of the World’s Foremost Artists of Fantastic Realism… AND the Xenomorph! Or I should say THE ALIEN! And this Ring, these Lips, that Tongue, just…
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Radioactive LED Watch
This Ultra Cool Kisai Radioactive Watch flashes from beneath a vibrant display panel that indicates the time! How awesome!
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Hot Hamburger Ear Plug
“What did the Hamburger say to the other Hamburger in the Bathroom?” “I Musturd!” “What did the Hamburger say to the Pickle?” “You’re Dill-icious!” “Did you hear about the Hamburger who couldn’t stop making Jokes?” “He was on a…
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Eat Your Veggies Earrings
I HATED Tomatoes growing up. I Despised them. I would pick them out of my Chili as a Kid and Whip them into the Next Room when no one was looking… True Story! The Dog would then Eat them….
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Dead Spider Leg Ring
Using 925 Sterling Silver, this Incredible Artist created a Ring that looks just like a Dead Spider! INSANE! CREEPY! COOL! Comes in sizes 2.75-16, this Spider will fit any Finger! And Nightmare! :)
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Satellite X Watch
When I look at this Watch I feel like I’ve gone to the Future… It’s very Cool and very GEEKY! Just look at the Dial, the Vivid Halos of Light LEDs, the Crazy Material Pattern on the Band… INSANE!…
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