Eyeball Jam Toast Ring
Green Eggs and Ham? No… Green Jam and Eyeballs! YUM! This Creepy Fun and Crazy Halloween Ring is EYE-POPPING GOOD! Featuring a Realistic Miniature Piece of Toast, Smothered in Green Jam, and Dabbed with Eyeballs… Makes you want to take a Bite and Pop those Juicy Suckers… Handmade, Stuck on an Adjustable Ring, it’ll Fit any Finger (Dead or Alive), and is IDEAL for the Festive Scary Season. CRUNCH!
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Fun Creepy Eyeball Jam Toast Halloween Ring
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Maggot Earrings
WOAH! Hold it right there… MAGGOTS? You bet. And they’re aiming for your Head. It’s Handmade Earrings with Creepy, Gross Maggots Dangling by your Ears. Such Glorious Hideous Creatures. Gold Tone Earrings with .75″ long Rubber Maggots (Sorry, they’re…
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Working Piston Ring
What a BEAUTIFUL Ring! Designed for Gear Heads who love Horsepower! It’s so COOL! It’s a Ring with a Piston on top, that actually WORKS! The Piston moves back and forth with a Flick of your Thumb! Kick Ass!
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Shark Fin Ring
“Why did the Shark Cross the Great Barrier Reef?” “To get to the other TIDE!” “Whats Green and Gross and lives under the Sea?” “Shark Boogers!” “What do Sharks call Kids?” “Appetizers!” Okay, enough Dumb Shark Jokes, just look…
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Fake Joint Cheater Plugs
Awesomeeeeeee! These Ear Plugs will really make People Stop and Stare! (Parents, Siblings, Grandparents, Cops, your Boss…) HA! I can only Imagine. These Fake Cheater Plugs (Sold as a Pair) are made out of Crocodile Wood, Hand Painted, and…
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Barbie Head Earrings
I always Wanted Barbie Bobbing on either side of my Head… Oh wait, that didn’t come out right. But with these FUNNY Novelty Earrings, that’s exactly what will happen. Dangling from Bright Silver Ear Loops, these Crazy Twin Barbie…
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Bird House Earrings
How Cool… Bird House Earrings! Looking like Miniature Bird Houses, these Earrings are Handmade and Hand Painted. They look so Real! I would Expect a Little Birdie to Fly in your Ears with these on… “He Rocks in the…
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