Novelty Barbie Head Dangle Earrings
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Tarantula Spider Wrist Watch
Nothing’s Scarier at Halloween… Than a BIG Tarantula Spider on your Arm? Right? And this Wrist Watch, has the BIGGEST, CREEPIEST, HAIRIEST, SPIDER OF ALL! With Orange Legs, a Black Body, and Beady Eyes and Fangs… This Sucker, will…
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Death Of Byron Skull Watch
Lord Byron is Regarded as one of the Greatest British Poets of all times… His Best Poems: “Don Juan” and “The Adieu”. But Byron’s life of Debauchery Aged him well. In 1823, a Restless Byron accepted an Invitation to…
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Chocolate Cufflinks
Beautiful! I think I’m Drooling now… You may have Tons of Girls Chasing you once you put these Delicious Looking Cufflinks on your Sleeves. Featuring Two Scrumptious Chocolate Square Bars, these Cufflinks look so Realistic, you may even take…
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Hello My Name Is Ear Plugs
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I LOVE these Ear Plugs! The just make me Laugh My Ass Off! Really! Ear Plugs that have the Standard Name Tag Message: “Hello My Name Is…”, followed by an even…
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Gingerbread Man Earrings
“Excuse me Miss, can I Nibble on your Ears?” HA! You may get that reaction once they see these all too Cute Gingerbread Man Earrings Dangling from your Lobes! Looking like real Cookies, you’re bound to get a MUNCH!
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Earth Worm Of Death Bracelet
HA! Remember that Scene in Alien Resurrection, where Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), gives birth to a New Born Xenomorph… Well, that’s what this Creepy Bracelet reminds me of. It’s an Earth Worm of Death Cuff Bracelet that’s Cool Cool Cool!












