Fast Food Junkie Watch
LOL! Half of `Merica needs this Watch! It’s the Fast Food Junkie Wrist Watch that Features a Juicy Hamburger, Huge Order of French Fries, and a Chocolate Covered Donut for Dessert… YUUUUUU-UM! What’s that Sound? The Sound of my Stomach! “GRRRRRR!” Time Ticks Slowly by… The Face Screams “Forever Hungry”! It’s TRUE! It must be Time for Drive-Thru! “McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy’s, OH MY!”
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Funny Fast Food Junkie "Forever Hungry" Wrist Watch
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Chocolate Ice Cream Necklace
“What do you get from an Alaskan Cow?” “Ice Cream!” “How do Astronauts Eat their Ice Cream?” “In Floats!” Nothing like a Bunch of Jokes and an Ice Cream Sundae, Right? And this Ice Cream Necklace is just the…
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Roast Beef Ring
Preheat Oven to 375 Degrees F. Place Roast in Pan, and Season with Salt, Garlic Powder, and Pepper. Add Veggies; Carrots, Potatoes, Onions, Green Beans. Roast for 60 Minutes (20 Minutes per Pound). Remove from Oven, Cover with Foil……
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Pinwheel Earrings
These are so Cute… Even if they Twirl around a Billion times a Second and Create a Windstorm with your Hair… I LOVE THEM! Dainty Hand-Folded Metal Earrings that look just like a Real Pinwheel. With Angled Points and…
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Cannot Poop Wrist Watch
An Old Italian Woman is Riding the Elevator in a Lavish New York Office Building. A Young Beautiful Woman gets on the Elevator Smelling like Expensive Perfume and says, “Giorgio Beverly Hills – $100 an Ounce!” Another Woman gets…
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Jackpot Valentine Earring Candle
This Valentine’s Day, get her something different. Something Sweet, Hot, and BLINGING! For these Valentine Jackpot Candles are AWESOME! Each Featuring a Piece of Jewelry inside (Valued $15-$5,000), that is Revealed once the Candle is Burned down. Such a…
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Black Leather Tassel Nipple Ring
LMAO! WOW! These Black Leather Tassel Nipple Rings sound just like “Fifty Shades of Grey”… “There’s a Very Fine Line between Pleasure and Pain. They are two Sides of the Same Coin, one not Existing without the other.” ―…
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