“A Penny Saved is a Penny Earned” “You may Delay, but Time will Not” “Never Ruin an Apology with an Excuse” … Okay, enough Ben Franklin Quotes! Just Wear this BLINGING Pendant instead! It’s DOPE!

GOSH! If this is just the Doll Head and it’s this Creepy, what’s the Rest of the Body look like? EGADS! Frightening Doll Head with Black Lipstick and Big Dark Eye Sockets… Hanging from a Chain around your Neck….

“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh….

WOW! Creepy Cool! It’s the Decapitated Head of a Barbie Doll, that’s been BURNED and Turned into a Ring! Bizarre! This is one Ring that will make everyone Stop, Stare, and Question your Sanity! LOL Barbie’s looking a little…

The Boob crew… If you and your bestie have boobs, then why not get some boob rings. It’s a pair of 2 rings, one for each of you, with a fun hand-drawn etched booby on the top. They only…

This Brooch practically Screams “Merry Christmas!”… “SCREAMS” is Right! I’ve never seen a Santa look like this, and I hope I never do again. I’m having Nightmares now… Freaky Santa will look GREAT on that Ugly Christmas Sweater though!…