Hilarious 3D Car Air Freshener Earrings
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Bloody Finger Brooch
Well, this Brooch will Solve one problem of mine… Where to put the Booger! Plus, the Finger’s already Bloody, so it’ll fit right in… My Nostril! It’s a Plastic Bloody Finger Brooch Pin that looks like a Real Finger,…
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Box of Skulls Necklace
Oh what a Blockhead… But in this Case, Dead ones. It’s a Resin Block, Transparent, Hosting a Massive Horde of Skulls. White, Crazy, Ideal for Halloween… With Deep set Eyes, Haunting Grins, and Cranium Cracks, these Skulls will Spook…
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Clean Equipment Belly Ring
LMAO! For SURE! This Belly Ring will Crack everyone up. It’s a Road Sign that Dangles down from your Navel and Reads: “Notice: Clean Equipment After Using” HA! Too Much Fun! Hopefully, you’ll heed Instructions… Because no one likes…
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Egyptian Mummy Tie Tack
Creeee-eeepy! What a really Cool and Creepy Tie Tack… An Egyptian MUMMY! Or is it Daddy? You can’t tell until you UNTIE it… HA! And this TIE Tack, is Perfect for that Halloween Tie. Made out of Metal with…
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FML Bracelet
FML Stands for F**K My Life. e.g. “Today, I Gambled on a Fart and Lost. FML” HA! And that’s a NICE one… FML is a Collection of User-Submitted Stories, that makes you say “FML!” If your Life is a…
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The Eye Wrist Watch
“Guess who I Bumped into Today at the Eye Doctor?” “Everyone!” “My Friend told me not to Say anything about his New Girlfriend’s Lazy Eye… So I made sure to give her Numerous Compliments on her Normal one!” HA……












