Hey, are you just happy to see me? Wooo-Wooo!
This Fire Dept. Shield is made out of Hypoallergenic 316 Stainless Steel (for those Sensitive Types), and is 14G, with a 18mm Barbell. TOASTY! Oh, and just so you know, both Balls are Screwable! :) Enjoy!
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Baphomet Skull Plugs
Baphomet is a Deity that the Knights Templar were Accused of Worshiping. They were Incorporated into Disparate Occult and Mystical Traditions… And these Ear Gauge Plugs, brings the Creep Factor home… Scary Ass Ear Plugs that will look Rad…
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Nerd Tie Bar
LMAO! I could see People wearing this! NERDS! And who am I to Talk? I’m a Nerd too! Computer Geek… I don’t Wear Glasses, but this Tie Bar Certainly fits me… And, it Fits my Tie even Better! Wear…
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Jedi Cufflinks
LOL Famous Last Words: Trust Me, I’m a Jedi! HA! A JEDI is a Member of the Mystical Knightly Order in the Star Wars Films, Trained to Guard Peace and Justice in the Universe. Jedis have Special Privileges and…
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Faux Diamond Ring
Pressured to Buy a Diamond Ring? Well, get her this Ring instead! It’s a Faux (Fake) Diamond Ring cast in 14g Aluminum that’s Hand-Stamped with a Lovely Image of a Diamond. How Pretty! A Fun, Prank Ring that can…
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Slutella Necklace
This reminds me… I should buy my Girlfriend a Necklace for Valentine’s Day. HA! Such a Funny Ass Pendant that actually made me Laugh Out Loud when I saw it. Really. A Necklace made out of Metal (Choose what…
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King Kong Earrings
These Handmade Earrings of King Kong are Hilarious! King Kong is windsurfing on a Curtiss Helldiver Biplane (he can’t read those: NOT A STEP warnings!) Cute Earrings, sure to make you ROAR!












