The Watch that doesn't give a F@#K!
The F Time Watch is perfect for anyone who has a beef with time. This Funky Watch stands out, and has a Comfortable Flexible Band. The Japanese Quartz Movement comes with a 5 Year Limited Lifetime Warranty. The only thing that would make it better? To be F@#KING in stock! :)
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Slippery When Wet Belly Ring
Well, that explains why I slip in the tub… This Cute and Clever Yellow Road Sign is now a Belly Button Ring that says it all. A Huge Red CAUTION Banner with a Slippery When Wet statement. Yep, I…
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Clown Pumpkin Horror Brooch
If you see a Clown this Halloween… RUN! For Clowns are Scary… Especially this Sicko Clown Face. For it’s a Clown Pumpkin that’s Absolutely Terrifying. Creepy Clown Jack-O-Lantern, with Pitch Black Eyes and Razor Sharp Teeth. Stick this Crazy…
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Flying Saucer Ring
A flying Saucer is a type of Flying Craft with a Disc or Saucer-Shaped Body, commonly used to refer to any Anomalous Flying Object. The Term was Coined in 1947 but was Officially Supplanted by the US Air Force…
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Beauty And The Beast Ring Set
Awwww, talk about Romantic. Nothing says “I LOVE YOU” more than Kissing an Ugly Beast. Right? Disney knows full well with their “Beauty and the Beast” Collection Set, Featuring Two Rings, His and Hers, reading “His Beauty” on one…
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Christmas Story Leg Lamp Watch
I Watch Christmas Story every Year on Christmas and LOVE IT! It really is the Best Movie in the World. And this Watch is the Coolest Watch ever! Featuring the Leg Lamp in a Crate, this Watch reads “Ah…
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Unicorn Skull Pendant
Awesome, I’ve never seen a Unicorn Skull before, and it’s so Bad Ass and Beautiful. Cast in Solid Pewter, this Stylish Pendant hangs from a Link Chain, and is out of this World! A Legendary Creature, a Beast with…












